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You fly the plane successfully and don't crash, but a terrorist attempting to save his country kills you and flies the plane into Canada.
I wish Rev loved me back...

Rev loves you back but gets you addicted to whatever he smokes.

I wish that we could play BattleField 2 in Minecraft.

Getting that may not be a bad thing, but anyway. We begin to play battlefield in MC, but then realize that we might as well be playing legit battlefield, so everyone leaves the server and in a furious rage, Yukar hunts everyone down and slaughters us all.
I wish dpylz loved me in the first place... :P

Dpylz ends up loving you, but it turns into freakish incest.
I wish in BF3 my team didn't ignore me when i scream in their face "I NEED SOME FUCKING AMMO MAN"

Dpylz loves you, but then quits the server and leaves you as this:


I wish FoSchnizzle would stop asking people to love him, because nobody does.

Your team suddenly realizes your need and hits you in the face with several heavy ammo bags, suffocating and crushing you under thier weight.

I wish that we could play music globally in minecraft.

Nobody likes the music, and you become as alone as FoSchnizzle, who blows up entire countries because nobody loves him.
I wish I gave a fuck.

You give a fuck, and get many in return.

I wish that I was less easily entertained.

You become harder to entertain, however it becomes impossible to make you laugh, and you kill yourself from the lack of humor.
I wish Gaben would hurry up with episode 3.

You become humorless, and find that you hate yourself, so you let Bloop claim you as his sex toy. And yeah, buttsex til death.
I wish that mitte loved Bloop who loved rev who loved lone who loved imicus who loved Youngs who loved piani who loved me and we could have a massive orgy.