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Hurrys are up, and so is the ground, so we all fall to our deaths.
Previous wish still stands.

the orgy is granted and mitte passes on crabs; Bloop passes on gonorrhea; Rev passes on mono (that's right i only had mono); imicus passes on herpes; youngs passes on chlamydia; and pianiseemo passes on the HIV. Now every one has one month left to live at best.

I wish there were better mounts than pigs

The saddles take to the players and we all wrangle up some wild Steves to have a lot of "fun" with.
I'm glad that in this orgy, I didn't pass on anything. Disease free! :D
I wish minecraft pvp took more skill than "click click click omg press hotkey right click to throw pot press hotkey click click click LOOT!"

It takes more skill and attention to kill someone in Mc PvP, and everyone fail miserbly at it.

I wish I could stop a Gaben

LoneSoldier55 wrote:It takes more skill and attention to kill someone in Mc PvP, and everyone fail miserbly at it.

I wish I could stop a Gaben

Gaben is stopped, however now he is unable to develop left 4 counter portal fortress 3.
I wish it was summer already.

The summer that follows is the hottest summer ever, comprising of heatwaves and volcanic eruptions.

Wow! Three wishes! I sure wish squidward were here to see this!

Squidward comes over to see, and depresses the fuck out of you, driving you to suicide.

I wish school wasn't a bitch.

Bloop the poop wrote:Squidward comes over to see, and depresses the fuck out of you, driving you to suicide.

I wish school wasn't a bitch.

Your school is no longer a female dog, however it becomes male and bites your face off.
I wish the server would become popular again.

The server becomes so popular that the only people that are playing are new players and the slots are all taken up, meaning that nobody can join. And then the people online leave forever, leaving their players logged in, taking up space for no reason.
I wish minecraft added snakes. Might as well, with cats and jungles.

They add snakes, which are so small that you can barely see them. You're walking along one day and your foot gets bitten off by some bad-ass snake.

I wish I could think of another wish.