Corrupt a wish

[FoSchnizzle]

You think of another wish, then realize that it sucks and that you just shouldn't respond if you don't have a new wish.
I wish Minecraft 1.3 was out already. I'm sick of waiting.

[Bloop the poop]

Minecraft 1.3 comes out, now with shitting players!

I wish I would be able to focous on my HW and not use the school comps to forum browse.....;p

[FoSchnizzle]

You focus on your homework, then realize, you're a ginger - you're going to fail anyways, so you waste your life like Rev.
I wish i had a flying unicorn.

[TLRedemption]

You focus on your homework, then realize, you're a ginger - you're going to fail anyways, so you waste your life like Rev.
I wish i had a flying unicorn.

You get your unicorn, however it becomes aggressive and you get impaled by its horn.
I wish they would add something seriously exciting in the next MC patch.

[TLRedemption]

Double post, not sure how this happened :(

[waronchickens97]

It turns out notch thought linking your life to that of your character. You find out what that means when a creeper explodes behind you......
I wish I had diplomatic immunity.

[FoSchnizzle]

You get immediately slaughtered by the government for every reason they can bullshit their way into and out of.
I wish minecraft had better flying in creative.

[waronchickens97]

Minecraft develops good fly mode but walking becomes corrupted and everyone spazzes around maps.
I wish Jeb would introduce sandwiches to minecraft.

[LoneSoldier55]

Jeb introduces sandwiches into Minecraft, but only women can make them, so Eden becomes a Sandwich factory.

THREE WISHES? DARN, I WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO THINK OF WHAt TO WISH FOR!

[waronchickens97]

In the time it takes your idiotic mind to think of a wish, you die of old age.
I wish I knew how to use troll faces on the server.