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LoneSoldier55 wrote:Jeb introduces sandwiches into Minecraft, but only women can make them, so Eden becomes a Sandwich factory.

THREE WISHES? DARN, I WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO THINK OF WHAt TO WISH FOR!

You get more time to think, however you cannot think of anything to wish for.
I wish for me pwning youngs in a 1v1 mw3 quikskope fite.

^^ DAMMIT IMICUS WTF!!??!????! That was my wish to replie to and I got there first.

You own youngs so terrible in a 50-0 K/D ratio, but then you realize that Modren Warfare Three sucks dick more than any other game ever invented, and quickscoping is the most retarded tactic ever used for sniping.

I wish I could stomp goombas in Minecraft.

Goombas are added into minecraft but they overrun the server, killing yukar and using his magic axe for evil.
I wish everyone would stop going off topic.

waronchickens97 wrote:Goombas are added into minecraft but they overrun the server, killing yukar and using his magic axe for evil.
I wish everyone would stop going off topic.

People keep it to minecraft, but eventually run out of things to wish for minecraft-wise, it goes back to off-topic.
I wish i had a silk touch pickaxe.

You get your touch pickaxe but then you accidentally silk touch a player. Causing him to be reanimated and resulting in a zombie infestation of the server.
I wanna be a pie.

Billy, no! You become a pie, in an oven, nod your miter cries at her loss.
I wish to know why the baby is on fire.

BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!!!

I wish I knew why everytime I said "I Like Trains" I get hit by one.

You find out, but it corrupt your life and causes the deaths of many people, including a potato and his would be killer.
I wish there were some decent wishes to corrupt.

There's decent wishes to corrupt, but you can think of no witty responses to reply to them.

I wish curcits were smaller.