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Circuits become so small that people begin to hide TNT cannons within buttons placed upon microscopic levers and the lag kills us all.
I wish Lone had better comebacks than rage faces.

I get egotisticaly smarter and manage to make an appropriate comeback to you everytime you make an argument or insult me, and you kill yourself because you think your mind is worthless.

I wish everyone talked in ragefaces.

Everyone starts to, but it makes life suck, so everyone kills themselves.
I wish lone had a smaller ego.

Lone has a smaler ego and now we don't have an annoying bitch at our heels to slap, so we all get bored as shit.

I wish paintballgear sold those winchester 50 round hoppers....

They begin to sell them, but are quickly out of stock, and your best friend, who bought one, shoots you in the face and kills you because you ate his paintballz.
I wish Bloop cared less about paintball.

Bloop cares less about paintball, but this wish has already been done. Whatever happened last time.
I wish yukar would give back the stuff we lost in xray.

Yukar gives us the stuff that we lost, which just turns out to be a bunch of shit because Some asshole raided us long before that and made off with all our shit.

I wish I wasn't such an awesome person.

I wish people would be creative in thier wishes/wish corrupting instead of just repeating the same wish or wishing for something stupid.

You're one to talk about creativity. This is coming from the guy who speaks half in all caps, and half in rage faces.