Warning: Wall of text.
Here's a fun one, Reed/Terry 2012. They have something they like to call the Prime Law, which they apparently want to become an amendment to the US constitution. This "flawless" (they really call it flawless) law would supposedly have 7 primary immediate effects on this world.
1. Entirely eradicate poverty (whether that's in the US, the entire world, or just my front lawn I can't be sure.) Anyway, here's how this law will do this, copied verbatim from their website
Sure, that makes sense.Only the TVP [Twelve Vision Party®] can go into a new dimension where rule of man does not exist…where poverty does not exist. Why? The Prime Law. The Prime Law eradicates initiatory force. Without initiatory force there can be no rule of man.
2. All diseases (including cancer, heart disease, aging and even sweaty balls) will be cured within a decade. How? Well, this flawless law will completely end the rule of man's regulatory bureaucracies that politicize the medical industry. When the rule of man's regulatory bureaucracies can no longer politicize the medical industry, medical research will become rapid and uninhibited.
This obviously works, because, as we all know, all medical research in the entire world is conducted in the glorious US of A.The war against disease will then move very fast with nothing political holding the geniuses back, supercharged by record amounts of research-and-development money pouring in.
3. Eradication of all terrorism and crime (of course terrorism comes before crime.) Essentially, politicians currently spend money on things other than protection (I presume that means defense + police.) After the prime law has eradicated initiatory force, the rule of man is removed. This results in all government money and focus going towards 'protection,'
Firstly, what is up with writing terrorism and crime, is terrorism not a crime? Is stopping terrorism for some reason more important than stopping all non-terrorism crime? Secondly, what happened to eradicating it? Do the authors of this campaign not understand what eradicate means? Minimizing ≠ eradicating. Thirdly, what happened to medical research? Is that dumped, or does medical research go under national security?[minimizing] terrorism and crime unlike we have ever seen before.
On top of that we get this little gem in #3
Being a student, and still having the option of choosing a different subject to study, it's exactly things like this that sometimes make me consider becoming an anthropologist.When we remove the rule of man, and the Prime Law is an amendment to the U. S. Constitution, at that time our civilization moves into another dimension…into pure freedom in which government’s sole purpose is to protect its people.
4. Minimizing unemployment. Very basically, they want to completely remove taxes, resulting in businesses expanding, resulting in a booming economy. This is pretty standard libertarian thought, I can't be bothered commenting on it. I will however comment on another thing: The way they present this. Essentially they tell us to imagine a US split in half, where one half gets to stay the way it is now, and the other half adopts their prime law. They essentially just say that as the prime law-infested America will be tax-free, everybody will move there from the other America, which drives the booming economy. Then there's some more Deepak Chopra stuff in the middle. Then at the end, they say that since the economy is booming so much, everybody is going to willingly pay taxes to the government to pay for the national security.
So, we split the US in half, making half the country's economy boom at the expense of the other half. Then, because this half of the country is now so super-rich, everybody begins voluntarily paying taxes. Good luck with that.
5. Copied verbatim from their website:
So, in our new dimension (I'm beginning to think that dimension just means state of the USA,) because of all the wealth created by this law, and the fact that the rule of man's regulatory bureaucracies can no longer politicize anything, new technologies and geniuses of society would lift our buying power and quality of life to unimaginable new heights. Personally I like the idea of spending more on education and research, knowledge really is the future, look at what science has done for us in the past 100 years, imagine what we would achieve in the next 100 years if we greatly increased research money. Sorry, slightly offtopic, just a small idea for my own eventual presidential candidacy.fifth effect of the Twelve Visions Party would be greatly improved quality of life. Standards of living would soar. Our buying power would soar. Our wealth would be something we never experienced before.
We would enjoy our lives. We would live the lives we were meant to live. In this new dimension, unburdened new technologies and unburdened geniuses of society would lift our buying power and quality of life to unimaginable new heights.
We have seen one microcosm of this recently, and that was the computer revolution. Imagine that computer paradigm that was very lightly regulated, during which computer buying power multiplied thousands of times…imagine that same paradigm spreading across all industries. That image, that same phenomenon is what we would experience in Hamilton-America, otherwise known as the Twelve Visions World.
6. Today, we have to ask why, in the greatest country on our planet, why we see so many children graduating high school illiterate and incompetent? The answer: Rule of man. The rule of man politicizes our school system, therefore illiteracy. But I like how they call the US the greatest country on our planet (my emphasis.) Now the US is a quite powerful country, but I wouldn't be bold enough to call any country the absolute greatest in existence. Also, I dislike terming this our planet, it just sounds awkward.
7. Debt. Their proposed 'protection'-only budget would cut the US budget in half. Removing everything not related to protection, frees up a bunch of property (such as those damned researches stealing all our money, they don't have a damn thing to do with protection,) which we then sell to the public to pay off our debt. Sure, I see no problem with this.
Well, now that you've made it this far, I'm sure you're scratching your head trying to figure out what this flawless prime law is, well, I have a treat for you, here it is copied verbatim from their website (ironically they made it a pain to copy-paste their flawless law from their website.)
ARTICLE 1
No person, group of persons, or government shall initiate force, threat of force, or fraud against any individual's self, property, or contract.
ARTICLE 2
Force is morally and legally justified only for protection from those who violate Article 1.
ARTICLE 3
No exceptions shall exist for Articles 1 and 2.
And that my friends, are the three short articles that together form the flawless law that will undoubtedly eradicate: All terrorism, crime, disease, hunger, poverty, illiteracy and sweaty balls.
Well, that ended up a little longer than I had expected, I'll try and make the next candidates short.
Meet Randal "A VOICE FOR UNBORN BABIES" Terry A man campaigning next to the picture of an unborn baby. He has the following text in big bold on the frontpage.
I wonder which religion he follows.Want Obama Defeated? This Letter Explains How We Can Cause Him to Lose...for the Sake of the Babies.
Those were the only two decent websites, I warn you, all websites after this may make your eyes hurt, click links at own risk from this point on.
We have Sam Tittle (gotta love that name.) I did fully intend to go through her issues page point by point, but, damn that website hurts my eyes. And after skimming through it, she seems to just be the standard クルクル christian. Can't be bothered.
Then we have Nelson Keyton, who seems to have used some premade google site that looks like my iPhone's notepad. My iPhone's notepad seems to have been written by a man who does not understand what a paragraph is. I only managed to find one page on the site that was regular sized, not bold and not italic. That was his iNSTRUCTION VIDEOS page (Mr. President, your caps lock key is on.) His spelling looks like that of a high-school student at best (I know I'm not one to talk, but I'm not a presidential candidate, so shut up,)
This is the description of him from the frontpage of my iPhone notepad (in all bold, italic, big text located in the same paragraph as the rest of his "website".)
I will agree on one part thought, his mind is unfathomable. I'm also (very) slightly inclined to believe the statement that no other president or presidential candidate can match his unfathomable knowledge on SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, OR ALMOST ANY OTHER SUBJECT..... but then again, that's not setting the bar very high.AN ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE WHO HAS STUDIED, RESEARCHED, AND IS READY TO IMPLIMENT THE TRUE WAY OF PEACE ON EARTH...A DIM WICK, WHO WILL NOT BE SNUFFED OUT...A BRUISED REED, WHO WILL NOT BE CRUSHED , UNTIL HE HAS ESTABLISHED THE TRUE WAY ON EARTH . WITH AN IQ OF OVER ( 200), NO PRESIDENT OR CANDIDATE CAN MATCH HIS KNOWLEDGE ON SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, OR ALMOST ANY OTHER SUBJECT..... MR. KEYTON HAS A NEAR EIDETIC MEMORY, AND TRULY A MAN WHOSE MIND IS UNFATHOMABLE
He has a couple of YouTube videos as well (link) and I'll probably go more in depth with his website and YT videos when I have a little more time.
But, now, here comes the crown jewel. The apex of intelligence. Propelled by a world-class website, the man that will - despite the NSA fighting hard against him - undoubtedly win the 2012 presidential election. JEFF BOSS
I'm not even going to comment on this man, his own words describe him much better than I possibly could. However, to spare you the horror of his website, I shall simply copy the frontpage here. Luckily, bold, italics and size isn't copied along, so with enough patience it's readable this way.
These were a few of the candidates with pages, there are actually two that don't even have a website at all.I AM ON THE BALLOT FOR THE 2ND TIME FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN NEW JERSEY, AND NOW I AM WORKING TO BE ON THE BALLOT IN COLORODO, LOUISIANA AND MANY OTHER STATES. PLEASE SEE http://WWW.BOSSFORSENATE.COM FOR THE CURRENT WEBSITE. THE NSA HAS CHANGED THE WEBSITE. PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THAT THE WEBSITE THAT APPEARS ON THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN ALTERED BY THE NSA TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD. THE NSA IS BLOCKING ME FROM HAVING A FAIR ELECTION.
OFFICIAL WEBSITE BOSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, NOVEMBER 6, 2012. I WILL BE ON THE BALLOT FOR THE GENERAL ELECTION. I WITNESSED THE NSA ARRANGE THE 911 ATTACK. I NOW HAVE OVER 500 PEOPLE ON DVD SAYING THE NSA GAVE THEM $20,000 TO KEEP QUIET & THREATENED TO KILL THEM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE THAT THE NSA DID THE 911 ATTACKS. I ALSO HAVE OVER 40 AFFIDAVITS FROM PEOPLE SAYING THE NSA GAVE THEM $20,000 TO KEEP QUIET & THREATENED TO KIILL THEM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE, VOTED FOR ME, OR DONATED MONEY. NOBODY KNOWS JEFF BOSS BECAUSE THE GOV'T DOESN'T WANT THE TRUTH TOLD. I HAVE BEEN ON THE BALLOT IN THE PAST FOR PRESIDENT 2008/U.S SENATE/GOVERNOR OF N.J/CONGRESS & STATE SENATE.
JEFF BOSS WITNESSED THE NSA
ARRANGE THE 911 ATTACKS
JEFF BOSS WITNESSED THE TOP HIGHEST CLEARANCE IN THE NSA CALLING THE 911 HIJACKERS IN MARCH OF 2001. JEFF BOSS HAS 500 PEOPLE ON DVD ADMITTING THE NSA GAVE THEM $20,000 TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE NSA ARRANGING THE 911 ATTACKS, AFTER THEY RECEIVED JEFF’S CAMPAIGN LITERATURE. JEFF HAS OVER 40 AFFIDAVITS FROM PEOPLE SAYING THEY WERE GIVEN $20,000 FROM THE NSA TO KEEP QUIET AND WERE THREATENED WITH HARM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE, THAT THE NSA DID THE 911 ATTACKS. JEFF HAS THE LIST OVER 50,000 PEOPLE WHO GOT THE $20,000 FROM THE NSA TO KEEP QUIET.
JEFF BOSS WILL BE ON THE BALLOT FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES NOVEMBER 6,2012 IN MANY STATES INCLUDING NEW JERSEY WWW. BOSSFORSENATE.COM
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY AGAINST JON CORZINE AND GOT 16,071 VOTES AND TIED FOR 2ND PLACE IN JUNE 2009.
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR CONGRESS ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, JUNE 8, 2010 & GOT 15% OF THE VOTE & TOOK 2ND PLACE.
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR STATE SENATE AGAINST SACCO &TOOK 2ND PLACE IN THE PRIMARY JUNE2011
JEFF BOSS RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES & U.S. SENATE IN NOVEMBER 2008 IN NEW JERSEY AND GOT OVER 11,000 VOTES ON THE INDEPENDENT PARTY.
I Witnessed a family member high up in the NSA (National Security Agency) planning the 911 attack. She was Telling us about helping Ramsi Yousef (responsible for the 93 bombing at the World Trade Center) call his uncle Khalid Sheikh Mohammed(considered the mastermind of the 911 attack) from the NSA secret prison in Alexandria, VA and she was talking about flying planes into buildings. I never heard the dates or the names of the buildings and I never thought anything would ever happen. But on September 10, 2001 I was told to go the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. My first day in a new office, and I was yelled at by 4 supervisors not to be late. I was late. Thank G-d. The NSA wanted the oil in Iraq, which has the second largest oil reserve in the world. Certain powerful people in the NSA told me that the electronic voting machines can be hacked into and the vote changed within seconds. If we do not have our vote, then we are not a democracy. By creating a culture of Fear, the NSA has helped to pass the Patriot Act, which trashes our Constitution. Now the NSA doesn't need a warrant to listen to every ones phone calls & emails or go into their homes. The NSA is now listening to every ones phones calls and e mails using an enormous computer. The NSA can spy on Wall Street and make unlimited money if the NSA wants to. Our Civil liberties, Constitution, and Democracy are rapidly disappearing. I will not let them hijack my country.
The NSA controls the media and prevents Jeff Boss’s message from being heard. Don't you think a person who was on the ballot for President of the United States & U.S. Senate in New Jersey, and Governor of New Jersey on the Democratic Primary, State Senate , and also on the ballot for Congress on the Democratic Primary, and now running for President on the Independent party, and talked about the NSA arranging the 911 attack would be known? The Star Ledger, Record, Jersey Journal, and Asbury Park Paper refused to run my paid for political ads.
I have videos of 500 people admitting on tape that they work for the NSA to mess up my campaign and help the NSA, cover up the NSA arranging the 911 attack. Every time I post the videos, they are edited out, even on You Tube. Every time I am on TV or Radio and talk about the 911 attack or show videos they are edited out. BOSSFORSENATE.COM My My phone, email, and website are controlled by the NSA. I have filed 12 complaints at the US Attorney’s Office in Newark, no response. The NSA is now giving everyone I campaign to $20,000 and threatening to kill them if they vote for me,donate money, or tell anyone that I witnessed the NSA arrange the 911 attacks. I have hundreds on DVD saying it’s true and over 40. affidavits saying it’s true. I have also filed 20 complaints with the FBI, but every time I show up at one of these federal buildings, the people on the payroll of the NSA show up and block my complaints from being heard. I have been stopped from getting help from FBI employees named: Esposito, Marrero, Zambleta, Mercarto, and Barnes and numerous others, some with fake names. I also have the proof that Obama’s birth certificate has been doctured by the NSA. The small blue line on the bottom of the birth certificate is the nsa secret code that it was doctored. i had to close my campaign office because the NSA has put 6 inches of toxic dust such as asbestos, lead, silicon, cement in the walls of my campaign office at 137 33rd st Union City NJ to kill me. The NSA is also trying to kill me because I have been talking about George W. Bush’s drinking, womanizing, and cocaine use in the whitehouse and how many people the nsa killed to get George elected and to keep him in office.
JEFF BOSS WORKED AT MORGAN STANLEY ON THE ROADSHOW DESK FROM 1993-1997 AND BROUGHT (AOL) AMERICAN ONLINE PUBLIC, DONNA KARAN, GNC THE VITAMIN CO, FOUR SEASONS HOTELS, BARNES & NOBLES , HARVEY NICHOLS, MEDIMUNE, RENAULT CARS AND DID THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF WALL STREET AT THE TIME THE ATT DEAL.
7002 BLVD EAST APT 26G GUTTENBERG, NJ �THIS PAPER HAS A GPS CHIP IN THE PAPER WORTH MILLIONS ,THIS TECHNOLGY IS 10 YEARS AHEAD
Ph: 201-662-1303 (Controlled by the NSA) MY CELL # 917-651-1314 controlled by the nsa Email: JEFFBOSS1@AOL.COM controlled and sometmes blocked by the nsa
JeffBoss CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT 2012/CANDIDATE FOR U.S. SENATE 2012. WILL BE ON THE BALLOT ON NOV 6, 2012. http://WWW.BOSSFORSENATE.COM, (parts of the web site are being blocked or edited by the nsa) 917-651-1314 (controlled by the nsa, people are saying they spoke to me who I never spoke to.)
jeffboss1@aol.com ( e mail is also controlled & sometimes blocked)
I WITNESSED THE NSA ARRANGE THE 911 ATTACKS!
I NOW HAVE OVER 500 PEOPLE ON DVD SAYING THE NSA GAVE THEM $20,000 TO KEEP QUIET AND THREATENED TO KILL THEM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THE NSA ARRANGING THE 911 ATTACKS. I HAVE OVER 40 AFFIDAVITS FROM PEOPLE SAYING THEY GOT THE $20,000 FROM THE NSA AND WERE THREATENED WITH HARM IF THEY TOLD ANYONE THAT THE NSA DID THE 911 ATTACKS OR VOTED FOR ME.. I CURRENTLY HAVE NAMES OF OVER 200,000 PEOPLE WHO GOT THE $20,000 FROM THE NSA TO KEEP QUIET. I HAVE BEEN ON THE BALLOT IN THE PAST FOR PRESIDENT/ U.S.SENATE/ GOVERNOR OF N.J./ CONGRESS/ STATE SENATE. NOT ONE NEWSPAPER WILL RUN MY PAID FOR POLITICAL ADS.
It really boggles my mind how they can expect to be taken seriously when their websites look like they were designed by monkeys. When they have never heard the word paragraph before. When they think putting everything in italic and double-bold will make people read it more carefully. It's just, wow, just wow. Do they not even put any effort into their own campaigns?
