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What would you do if you were ruler of the world

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What would you do? Would you change things up, make things better, worse, just let it be and focus on your own happiness? If you had it all with supreme power over all people, what would you make of it?
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I'd make myself privileged enough to not have to do anything boring/stupid for the rest of my life, and then I'd give my crown away to somebody else because laziness.
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Pour all of earth's natural resources into building a portal to Equestria because the government there is much better established and everyone isn't a prick.
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my focus would be on human freedom and colonizing space. tricky business though granting every one freedom while still remaining ruler of the world. maybe commit genocide on the douche bags just to get things off to a clean start. But no i'd not want to kill people. I would like scientists to find a way to keep brains alive in robots so we could all be immortal robot cyborgs, but i don't mean in a slave hive way like the borg
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Establish a dystopia where any bad talk of me is silenced by death squads. In all seriousness, i'd probably just be a goody two shoes.
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Or create the world to resemble a giant match of COD 4.
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If I could act without risk for rebellion and had minions that would follow the wink of my eye, I'd probably just murder on a whim. Reintroducing the old habit of sacrificing virgins to ensure crop quality would decrease the WoW population by half in two years.

I'd enforce selective breeding, and lower educated women would be perfect for my bloodbag idea.
I don't even think we need men, I'd probably just snap and make sure every newborn male is killed.
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well the idea is that you are unquestionable ruler but i find it hard to think you'd hold on to that power with your "worse than hitler" campaign
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LoneSoldier55 wrote:Pour all of earth's natural resources into building a portal to Equestria because the government there is much better established and everyone isn't a prick.
Supposing portal technology is possible and your mystical promised land is really there, your idea is to flood a prickless society with earths douches and ass holes. Or are you just going there yourself saying "fuck off earth, thanks for the portal"?
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RevStoningpot wrote:
LoneSoldier55 wrote:Pour all of earth's natural resources into building a portal to Equestria because the government there is much better established and everyone isn't a prick.
Supposing portal technology is possible and your mystical promised land is really there, your idea is to flood a prickless society with earths douches and ass holes. Or are you just going there yourself saying "fuck off earth, thanks for the portal"?
Yeah, that sounds about right. Wouldn't be my problem afterwords. Rig the portal technology so it explodes and is never recovered. In the event that they do manage to rebuild it, I would simply fool the equestrian society into thinking earth is a terrible place and they mean nothing but to invade, after building their trust. JUST LIKE ZECORA IN THAT ONE EPISODE.
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