Which way do you split kiwifruit?

[RevStoningpot]

fag

[LoneSoldier55]

Here's a suggestion:

Who the fuck cares, number one, and two, nobody eats fucking kiwis.

0/10 go go gadget shitpost

[LoneSoldier55]

Here's a suggestion:

Who the fuck cares, number one, and two, nobody eats fucking kiwis.

0/10 go go gadget shitpost

U mad?

No, just disappointed we have to deal with you being a blithering idiot.

[LoneSoldier55]

No, just disappointed we have to deal with you being a blithering idiot.

HAHAHA YOU HAS BEEN MAD BRO!! :---------DD

You has been mad too, I suppose at some time in your life.

[boughbiller]

Skrew it, I'll play along. If there was a specific preference for a kiwi to be split, i would choose B. Because of the balanced look of the curricular pattern and the wonderful color blend, also the seeds are dissipated very well.

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

I'd go with A, just because it would be easier to scoop out.

[RevStoningpot]

y'all suck at eating fruit if you'd do any of that shit

[FoSchnizzleTheSecond]

How would you eat a kiwi, then? Feathers and all?

[KennyKatsu]

I split my kiwi into 4 pieces so I don't have to use a sp00n

[RevStoningpot]

well of coarse i'd pluck the kiwi, but i prefer to not cut it, just slow roast it whole on a spit over an open fire.