some of the funniest shit i have ever read

[ccrh]

i have figured out what it is to be a true christian, and i dont like it. Why? because they call Minecraft satanic, ect. you think im joking? read this shit! its truely hilarious! the fact that somebody could think like this... i really thought it was a HUGE troll thread to begin with. link? sure. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266
these are probably the same people who fueled the salem witch trials, i fear. i mean that they were people like this, not actually these people.
i especially like the part where the first post compares creepers to penises. and they think that minecraft being "indie" means it was made by people from India. ima go through this whenever I need a good rofl

[ccrh]

ROFL look on page 3 of it, by a "Wash O'Hanley" behold his ignorance! :
"This game is part of Obama's plot to destroy America. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Obama, the Asians that programmed this junk, and Lucifer were the ones that put this filth online. "

They shall all burn in the nether for their ignorance and stupidity! I also feel that this rofl moment requires no further comment at this exact moment.

[ccrh]

AND they feel it necessary to add a footer, enjoy:

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[Bloop the poop]

Very funny. One question, how did you stumble upon this?

[Yukar9]

Sure this is for real? There are a lot of really stupid christians out there, but this is in a completely different league.

If it is real, I love the guy who posted the 4th post, "M.D., Ph.D" and "Pastor, Physician, Scholar and Financial Genius" Scholar my ass, and I'll bet his Ph.D is equivalent to Kent Hovind's.

[Yukar9]

Read further into it, definitely fictional :S

[TLRedemption]

Yeah it's fake, but it's a great laugh... if you look around you can see they said somewhere that it's just fiction.

[Yukar9]

Yeah, and the really sad thing is some people actually believe things similar to that, and not just christians.

[ccrh]

well i was searching for a minecraft 3d blender pig rig for a project i was working on for school, and one of the most random search results caught my eye, i read a few paragraphs and well, here we are =D so yeah bloop, its as weird as it seems. hmm idk i couldve been searching for anything i guess but pig rig for blender was most likely

it seems possible that its one of the biggest troll threads ever.. the guy who made the first post on the thread has ... twelve... thousand... five hundred... forum posts.... that is one fucking EPIC troll right there

[ccrh]

on a completely unrelated note, if that link doesnt work for some reason, http://www.fakeposters.com/posters/lag/