HI BILLY MAYS HERE

[LoneSoldier55]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

[TLRedemption]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING, CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN SUICIDE PUTTY.

[LoneSoldier55]

BUT WAIT! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TRIPLE THE OFFER WITH THE SUICIDE LADDER!

[TLRedemption]

BUT WAIT, YOU THINK I'M FINISHED? SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, I'LL THROW IN 28 OUNCES OF LIQUID, LOOK AT THAT!

[LoneSoldier55]

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BIG CITY SLIDERS STASHUN. VINCE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF, NOBODY LOVES HIS NUTS.

[TLRedemption]

HI VINCE HERE WITH THE SLAPCHOP, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU CAN LOVE MY NUTS.

[Bloop the poop]

HI VINCE, JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR NUTS TASTED. I WENT AND BOUGHT THREE SLAPCHOPS YESTERDAY FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY AND ME AND MY BOIIZ JUST CHOPPED OFF ALL OUR NUTS AND BASHED THEM SO THEY WERE SHIT, AND WE MADE NUTSHIT STEW. LOVE U BILLy

ALRIGHT BITCHES, WHERE'S MY 10 BUCKS? AND MY CRACK?

[RevStoningpot]

ha ha i'm not talking in caps here

[TLRedemption]

HI VINCE, JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR NUTS TASTED. I WENT AND BOUGHT THREE SLAPCHOPS YESTERDAY FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY AND ME AND MY BOIIZ JUST CHOPPED OFF ALL OUR NUTS AND BASHED THEM SO THEY WERE SHIT, AND WE MADE NUTSHIT STEW. LOVE U BILLy

ALRIGHT BITCHES, WHERE'S MY 10 BUCKS? AND MY CRACK?

SHUT YOU WHORE MOUTH WITH THE STRENGTH OF SUICIDE PUTTY.

[LoneSoldier55]

I NOW PRONOUCE EVERY MONDAY ON THE FOURMS TO BE A BILLY MAYS MONDAY. ON A BILLY MAYS MONDAY, ALL USERS WHO DO NOT POST IN CAPS WILL BE TROLLED.