Bertram667

Introduction

Bertram667 joined simpvp.net on the 20th of February 2024 and was given fucking villager gear by his irl friends OxT and Papyrus839_, Bertram then travelled around spawn and died several times because he is shit at the game. After being given proper gear by Diesco, Bertram then went out a few thousand blocks from spawn and established a small base he could stay at to wait for Papyrus839_ to take him to Sigmaville. Bertram built a small cabin and a watch tower and named the base Cod Cove.

Sigmaville and Sigma City

After waiting almost a year, Papyrus839_ finally came to Cod Cove and portalled Bertram to Sigmaville. Bertram built a tower in order to assassinate Papyrus839_ because he was bored, after a while he decided not to kill Papyrus839_ and instead made a book called Ways to Sigma, featuring offensive sigma stuff. Bertram also placed TNT around the base as a funny prank which was discovered by Papyrus839_ and shrugged off as a joke. Later on, Diesco and Bertram started to build a city which was called Sigma City. After some building, Bertram travelled around the surrounding area and found a desert where he found a camel. Bertram tamed this camel and brought it back to Sigma City. He decided to name the camel Slug. Bertram went back to Sigmaville and wrote some dumbass sign declaring war on Papyrus839_ as a JOKE. Papyrus839_ unfortunately did not take it as a joke and officially declared war on Bertram. Papyrus839_ asked Bertram to sign a peace treaty in /world, Bertram agreed to this and fucking went to /world with his NETHERITE armour. Papyrus839_ somehow managed to kill Bertram even though Bertram is a god at the game. Bursting the sigma swooped in and killed Papyrus839_ and took all the loot. Following this tragedy, Diesco fucking leaked Sigma City coords to OxT and Papyrus839_. Bertram got sent to spawn and Slug was kidnapped and hidden under the City.

The New Beginning

After honking about at spawn for a couple hours, a fellow new player Yeet_the_goat69 took Bertram in and invited him to a griefed base near spawn that Yeet was rebuilding. The base quickly grew and over this time, Bertram and TSCOT made official peace and became allies again i think. Bertram built a tower, a castle, a villager hall, stables and a cabin. Yeet invited multiple people including rdnxl, lucyamonster, 12allu, Sturgeon (SenorJeb) and Tilba (Aluminism). Bertram enslaved rdnxl and Yeet decided to name the group Arkhalis, Bertram made some cold ass banner for Arkhalis too. OxT and Diesco gifted Arkhalis with gsets and beacons etc (bunch of shit tbh). OxT made a portal millions of blocks out for the second Ark base as the first was too close to spawn. Bertram and Rdnxl established a base camp while Yeet ran off some place idrfk. Rdnxl made a skeleton farm and Bertram built some other random shit, 12allu came to the base and built a tower. After some time had passed, Yeet finally reunited with Arkhalis and built a Japanese house in a cherry blossom biome. Bertram the goat digged some cave and built some stuff in it including a throne for the Duke of Arkhalis (cold), Bertram created the Crown of Arkhalis (cold) and yeet was crowned the first duke. Not much stuff happened after that tbh, Bertram built some court.

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After Mucho Gang was formed, Papyrus839_ tried getting Arkhalis coords and in retaliation OxT, Diesco, Bertram and Yeet planned to grief one of Papyrus' bases called Not Yet