The Bell Beakers

The Bell Beakers
Clan
Name: The Bell Beakers
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Status: Active
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Formed: August 2024
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Members: Tsara160, floating_helium, sav5, PowerHamad, motorroller, SrPantano, 0c10, Snowfrog43, Death_Tr00per, Laztec, SenorJeb, Munigrot, Korijenkins, _August1, popbob, HuckaDuck2, Gerbbb, DakkaDok, MoWobbler, ostrich1414, oakmarten, RevStoningpot, Antzakes1, Papyrus839_, LordPastaYT, Lord1, TheOnlySlash, MrCramYT, AllSixSix, Sellout9, Pooligan, ParaWodna, Blockplanet94, STYX1337, Porkington, in_cognit0, Krist0s, Emielkamil, Kirtaner, __Z7, ChuckFuk, xexc, NotHijax, LightBlueGinger, KellyEKelly, RoachMcGoach, DiploCraft, yarnis, Amakano, DemiDato, Z33VN, diGGing4gold, AntiFreezeFluid, NirkieSFR, SSoup_SSoup, LidGuy, GentleGiant69, TuataraBoots, Secret_of_Mana, Luzetria, VetoTheNeato, JavelinFury, _DKC, SuperJesusSquad, AForceThree, starzbright76, PixelClick, Passaconaway, ChiefRice, Kimbros5150, pyrofuzzy3, Andy714, TTVDkShadow, TonTheKidRS, Phrasings, MrMeeps, OperatorLucid, RythinTheSausage, Nddragoon, AtacFauxpas, Rdnxl, nagol101, AntHand, danimania, 1Riot, sleepooo, The_Arma, DeflowVesper, buildie
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Bases: Bronzehenge
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Claylords

The Bell Beakers are an active clan dedicated to making pottery. Their name comes from the Bell Beaker bronze age european culture known for their inverted-bell-shaped pots. The group's dealings are in base building, spamming decorated pots around spawn, and various other spawn projects. The group is led by the supreme queen of simPVP, Tsara160.

Formation

The clan was created after Tsara160 and floating_helium wanted to do a new base with more members. Tsara recruited members, while Helium founded the clan base, Bronzehenge.

Happenings

Beginning

Shortly after formation, the group adopted a spawn project that was already under way, a large teracotta pyramid on the -x-z axis that was the brainchild of sav5 and that was being built by Helium, motorroller and many others, including hired newbies. Sav however lost motivation for the project after he got killed by OxT while lagging on the pyramid, and the build suffering from some minor griefing. Later, the pyramid was eventually covered by PowerHamad in a giant water cube.

The group moved on it's focus on building the clan base, Bronzehenge, where floating_helium, Tsara160 and motorroller were the most active builders.

Bell Beakers and Ball Breakers

After some time, some of the Bell Beakers have grown tired of the disrespect the player Bakkouz was giving them. So one day they ganged up on Bakkouz and griefed his base. Floating_helium took the pillaged wealth from the Bell Beakers and gave it back to Bakkouz. Sav5 then took floating_heliums stuff in response which turned out into a very long long argument. In the end the group divided into two. The Bell Beakers, where floating_helium and his imaginary friends are and on the other side Ball Breakers. After Ball Breakers formed, a lot of players came running to them begging to join. Since then there has been many additions like Laztec, SenorJeb, Munigrot, Korijenkins, _August1, popbob, HuckaDuck2, Gerbbb, DakkaDok, MoWobbler, ostrich1414, oakmarten, RevStoningpot, Antzakes1, Papyrus839_, LordPastaYT, Lord1, TheOnlySlash, MrCramYT, AllSixSix, Sellout9, Pooligan, ParaWodna, Blockplanet94, STYX1337, Porkington, in_cognit0, Krist0s, Emielkamil, Kirtaner, __Z7, ChuckFuk, xexc, NotHijax, LightBlueGinger, KellyEKelly, RoachMcGoach, DiploCraft, yarnis, Amakano, DemiDato, Z33VN, diGGing4gold, AntiFreezeFluid, NirkieSFR, SSoup_SSoup, LidGuy, GentleGiant69, TuataraBoots, Secret_of_Mana, Luzetria, VetoTheNeato, JavelinFury, _DKC, SuperJesusSquad, AForceThree, starzbright76, PixelClick, Passaconaway, ChiefRice, Kimbros5150, pyrofuzzy3, Andy714, TTVDkShadow, TonTheKidRS, Phrasings, MrMeeps, OperatorLucid, RythinTheSausage, Nddragoon, AtacFauxpas, Rdnxl, nagol101, AntHand, danimania, 1Riot, sleepooo, The_Arma, and DeflowVesper.

A war between Bell Beakers and Ball Breakers (Author: Buildie)

Once upon a time, in the land of Bronzhenge, there were two clans. One was called the Bel Beekers and the other was the Ball Brakers. The Bel Beekers were led by a guy named floating_helium. He was a nice guy but also kinda strange because all his freinds were imaginerry. The Ball Brakers were led by sav5 and motorroller, and they were always really angrey and thought they were super cool.

The Bel Beekers just wanted to build pritty pots and cool houses. They built Bronzhenge with big stons and everyone luved it, even tho floating_helium was always talking to his imaginerry freinds and nobody knew what he was saying half the time. But it didn’t matter, because Bronzhenge was awsum and everyone was happy.

But then, things started to go rong. sav5 and motorroller started to make fun of floating_helium and his imaginerry freinds. They were like, “Haha, you don’t even have reel freinds!” And floating_helium was like, “Yes I do, you just can’t see them!” But they kept being meen, so floating_helium got mad and told his imaginerry freinds that they needed to get revengege.

One day, while everyone was buidling pots and stuff, the Ball Brakers came in and started braking everything! They smashed the pots and knocked over the stons. It was kaos! Everyone was running around screaming, “Stop braking stuff!” But the Ball Brakers just laffed and said, “We’re the Ball Brakers, this is what we do!”

Then floating_helium and his imaginerry freinds tried to fite back. He grabbed his favorit pot and thru it at sav5’s head, but since sav5 was wearing a helemt, it didn’t work. His imaginerry freinds pretended to fite, but since they weren’t reel, it was just floating_helium waving his arms around like a weirdo.

In the end, the Ball Brakers were just too strong. They broked all the pots, knocked down all the stons, and kicked floating_helium and his imaginerry freinds out of Bronzhenge. sav5 and motorroller declared themselves the rulers of Bronzhenge and said, “Haha, we win!” And floating_helium just walked away sad, mumbling to his imaginerry freinds who didn’t even help him.

Bronzhenge became the Ball Brakers' new home, and they made sure everything stayed broked, just the way they liked it. And floating_helium and his imaginerry freinds? Well, nobody knows where they went, but probably to a place with less meen people and more pots.

Inevitable Destruction

On the 3rd of October 2024, oxotowoxto would nuke the Bell Beaker's main base, what a surprise.