69 Shades of Gay

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The Transcription of the Godly work

During one time while Amakano was AFK on a Farm and chatting, he read that Bilot was complaining about the lack of Original books on the Server. This gave Amakano the idea of writing a original book himself, since he likes to collect books anyway. So he packed his trusty book and quill out and started writing his mind out as if god himself was telling him what to do. Amakano described the "absolutely true tales" he experienced in near time. The bible would look like a shitpost compared to the book!

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Post Transcription

Amakano started off with 20 copies of the book which he gave away. He handdelivered Antsakes1 a copy of the book (I went to /world and waited for him to attack me, he missed dozens of Arrows and Swordswings while i was standing there still :I) The book is soon to be known as the undisputeable greatest work of literature in simpvp history. Soon Amakano heard that people like Oxtsxtxsloheiohtsht (OxTxXTXxTxO) were selling the book to people, to which Amakano became infuriated and spiraled down into a deep depression. To this day, Amakano made no money with the book.

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His fans and haters alike beg for a sequel of the book.

"69 Shades of Gay"

The Content of the book is far too great to describe here, read it yourself. Amakano gives it out for free if you bring him the book and quill for it.