IAmTheSheriff Wins Spleef Without Doing Anything

IAmTheSheriff Wins Spleef Without Doing Anything
Event
Name: IAmTheSheriff Wins Spleef Without Doing Anything
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Date: September 24, 2021
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Location: Events World
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Members: IAmTheSheriff, Korijenkins
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On September 24, 2021, Korijenkins decided to hold a series of events. The group of players online, although large, were not in the mood for events. Players dwindled with each passing minigame, until only one player elected to join a game of Spleef. That player happened to be IAmTheSheriff. He idly wandered the top layer of the game for half a minute, until the server automatically declared him the winner. He was then sent back to the normal world, while the thousands of TNT blocks in the game laid untarnished. Afterwards, the offical server sent in chat: "IAmTheSheriff is the first player in Sim history to win Spleef without breaking a single block". This definitively places Sheriff as the greatest SimPVP player of all time.