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|type      = player <!-- The type of article this is. MUST be either admin, player, place, base, event, clan, literature or minigame -->
|image      = BurgerSkin.png<!-- An image to be displayed at the top of the infobox, upload the image and name appropriately -->
|ign        = Burger_Malone<!-- The ingame name of a player, use only for exact minecraft account names -->
|name      = <!-- Commonly used name, or proper name. Can be used for both player, location, event and other -->
|alts      = <!-- A list of known alt accounts for a given player -->
|status    = Active<!-- The current status of something (active player, left, disbanded clan, etc) -->
|date      = <!-- The date of an event. Use for events and the such -->
|joined    = Mid-2013<!-- The date a player first joined the server -->
|lastseen  = <!-- When a player was last seen, use for players who are no longer active -->
|location  = <!-- Either an ingame location for bases, or irl location for players -->
|coords    = <!-- The coords of something. Must be given in x and y value -->
|formed    = <!-- The date a base or team was formed -->
|abandoned  = <!-- The date a base was abandoned -->
|disbanded  = <!-- The date a team was disbanded -->
|members    = <!-- A list of members a clan or base is known to have/had -->
|clans      = [[Bloc for Smaller Clans]] (former), [[Shakatak]] (current)<!-- A list of clans a player or base is known to have been connected to -->
|bases      = <!-- A list of bases a player or clan is known to have occupied or otherwise been connected with -->
|schematic  = <!-- A schematic related to the project -->
}}
 
Burger_Malone has played on-and-off (mostly off) since 2013. They aren't notable in any meaningful way, but decided to make a wiki page after [[ostrich1414]] told them they should.
 
They build pretty good and find a lot of famous bases. They also broke 1000 mob spawners.
 
==History==
 
Despite joining over seven years ago, Burger_Malone has a completely unremarkable history, and has contributed almost nothing to the server despite playing on it far too frequently. This section will give a very brief outline of the bases they still have screenshots of.
 
However, people have speculated that they are an alt of another, more important player, such as [[Mr._Hole_Digger]] or [[CrackyJoe]]. All of these accusations are true.
 
===Early history===
 
They joined in 2013 on an old undisclosed account, and there are no screenshots of the piece of shit base they had back then.
 
===Building underground===
 
In late 2015, they established a comfy underground base, later named [[Cave Flonk]] and soon invited some friends to join. Burger_Malone was here for a year or so until they got bored of building underground and all their friends left.
 
 
[[File:Cave2.png|400px]] [[File:Cave3.png|400px]]
 
 
Then they stopped playing for like a year or two.
 
===Building not underground===
 
Coming back to the server in 2018, they set out to travel far away enough to build something above the surface. This led to the creation of a base set deep in the jungle, comprised of various individuals builds connected by railway bridges within the canopy.
 
This is where [[tagoo]] would join them, together forming the short-lived Mental Beanboys clan. A little later, Burger_Malone founded and led the [[Bloc for Smaller Clans]]. They were known as out_here_sneezin at this time.
 
 
[[File:BurgerJungle.png|400px]]
 
 
Toward the end of 2019, Burger_Malone abruptly left and returned a few months later, with a sexy new username, to find the Bloc in ruins, and that their basemate [[tagoo]] had moved on from the jungle base and founded a settlement many millions from spawn.
 
Nearby, they built their own, new solo base in the mountains.
 
 
[[File:BurgerMountain1.png|400px]] [[File:BurgerMountain2.png|400px]]
 
===Shakatak===
 
After once again getting burnt out, Burger_Malone founded Shakatak Mycelia as a newer solo base in a mushroom biome. This became the main base of their clan [[Shakatak]]. Around this point, they helped found the [[Anti-Racism Coalition]] which has served justice to noteworthy bigoted bases and raised over $1000 for BAME charities.
 
Today, they spend most of their time building at this base, though with the occasional progress at Shakatak Subterranea, a newer, underground base.
 
 
[[File:ShakOverview.png|400px]] [[File:Shak2.png|400px]]
 
==Map arts==
 
They've created a number of map arts, listed below in order from earliest to most recent.
 
===Diversity is our Strength===
 
Created to espouse the values of equality and tolerance promoted by the [[Anti-Racism Coalition]].
 
[[File:Diversity is our Strength.png|100px]]
 
===Shakatak Dirt===
 
With the help of basemate [[James8B]], this was made to appear nearly-identical to diamond ore for epic pranks.
 
[[File:Shakatak Dirt.png|100px]]
 
===dog===
 
This is a sad dog.
 
[[File:dog.png|100px]]
 
Three special burger-minted edition copies of this map art were made, and were to be awarded to three epic people.
 
[[File:dog - special edition.png|100px]]
 
The first was awarded to [[James8B]] for his help with the diamond ore map art.
 
The second was sold to [[ostrich1414]] for 10 diamond blocks.
 
The third and final copy has yet to be given to anyone.
 
===dog delivering pizza===
 
Dog delivering pizza.
 
[[File:dog delivering pizza.png|100px]]
 
==Books==
 
They have also published a few books, each released to wide critical acclaim.
 
===How to basehunt===
 
Outlines their own secret method behind most of their best finds, also written at the [[Holistic Basehunting]] page.
 
===Alpakashakatak I===
 
Chronicles the genuine, inexplicable happenings surrounding a seemingly-magical llama found near spawn.
 
===cereal from cup===
 
Describes the superior method of eating cereal, which is from a cup rather than from a bowl. Read the book before judging.
 
==Soul collection==
 
Burger_Malone also buys player souls, which are legally signed over to them in the form of a written book. The customers are typically paid well: many satisfied customers have previously been traded various valuables in exchange for their soul.
 
[[File:BurgerSoul.png|200px]]
 
If you're interested in handing ownership of your soul, message Burger_Malone in-game and they will try to make you a tempting offer. Your soul will be stored safely in an underground crypt.

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