Burger Malone: Difference between revisions
m (Replaced content with "GAY") Tag: Replaced |
Tag: Undo |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Infobox | |||
|type = player <!-- The type of article this is. MUST be either admin, player, place, base, event, clan, literature or minigame --> | |||
|image = BurgerSkin.png<!-- An image to be displayed at the top of the infobox, upload the image and name appropriately --> | |||
|ign = Burger_Malone<!-- The ingame name of a player, use only for exact minecraft account names --> | |||
|name = <!-- Commonly used name, or proper name. Can be used for both player, location, event and other --> | |||
|alts = <!-- A list of known alt accounts for a given player --> | |||
|status = Active<!-- The current status of something (active player, left, disbanded clan, etc) --> | |||
|date = <!-- The date of an event. Use for events and the such --> | |||
|joined = Mid-2013<!-- The date a player first joined the server --> | |||
|lastseen = <!-- When a player was last seen, use for players who are no longer active --> | |||
|location = <!-- Either an ingame location for bases, or irl location for players --> | |||
|coords = <!-- The coords of something. Must be given in x and y value --> | |||
|formed = <!-- The date a base or team was formed --> | |||
|abandoned = <!-- The date a base was abandoned --> | |||
|disbanded = <!-- The date a team was disbanded --> | |||
|members = <!-- A list of members a clan or base is known to have/had --> | |||
|clans = [[Bloc for Smaller Clans]] (former), [[Shakatak]] (current)<!-- A list of clans a player or base is known to have been connected to --> | |||
|bases = <!-- A list of bases a player or clan is known to have occupied or otherwise been connected with --> | |||
|schematic = <!-- A schematic related to the project --> | |||
}} | |||
Burger_Malone has played on-and-off (mostly off) since 2013. They aren't notable in any meaningful way, but decided to make a wiki page after [[ostrich1414]] told them they should. | |||
They build pretty good and find a lot of famous bases. They also broke 1000 mob spawners. | |||
==History== | |||
Despite joining over seven years ago, Burger_Malone has a completely unremarkable history, and has contributed almost nothing to the server despite playing on it far too frequently. This section will give a very brief outline of the bases they still have screenshots of. | |||
However, people have speculated that they are an alt of another, more important player, such as [[Mr._Hole_Digger]] or [[CrackyJoe]]. All of these accusations are true. | |||
===Early history=== | |||
They joined in 2013 on an old undisclosed account, and there are no screenshots of the piece of shit base they had back then. | |||
===Building underground=== | |||
In late 2015, they established a comfy underground base, later named [[Cave Flonk]] and soon invited some friends to join. Burger_Malone was here for a year or so until they got bored of building underground and all their friends left. | |||
[[File:Cave2.png|400px]] [[File:Cave3.png|400px]] | |||
Then they stopped playing for like a year or two. | |||
===Building not underground=== | |||
Coming back to the server in 2018, they set out to travel far away enough to build something above the surface. This led to the creation of a base set deep in the jungle, comprised of various individuals builds connected by railway bridges within the canopy. | |||
This is where [[tagoo]] would join them, together forming the short-lived Mental Beanboys clan. A little later, Burger_Malone founded and led the [[Bloc for Smaller Clans]]. They were known as out_here_sneezin at this time. | |||
[[File:BurgerJungle.png|400px]] | |||
Toward the end of 2019, Burger_Malone abruptly left and returned a few months later, with a sexy new username, to find the Bloc in ruins, and that their basemate [[tagoo]] had moved on from the jungle base and founded a settlement many millions from spawn. | |||
Nearby, they built their own, new solo base in the mountains. | |||
[[File:BurgerMountain1.png|400px]] [[File:BurgerMountain2.png|400px]] | |||
===Shakatak=== | |||
After once again getting burnt out, Burger_Malone founded Shakatak Mycelia as a newer solo base in a mushroom biome. This became the main base of their clan [[Shakatak]]. Around this point, they helped found the [[Anti-Racism Coalition]] which has served justice to noteworthy bigoted bases and raised over $1000 for BAME charities. | |||
Today, they spend most of their time building at this base, though with the occasional progress at Shakatak Subterranea, a newer, underground base. | |||
[[File:ShakOverview.png|400px]] [[File:Shak2.png|400px]] | |||
==Map arts== | |||
They've created a number of map arts, listed below in order from earliest to most recent. | |||
===Diversity is our Strength=== | |||
Created to espouse the values of equality and tolerance promoted by the [[Anti-Racism Coalition]]. | |||
[[File:Diversity is our Strength.png|100px]] | |||
===Shakatak Dirt=== | |||
With the help of basemate [[James8B]], this was made to appear nearly-identical to diamond ore for epic pranks. | |||
[[File:Shakatak Dirt.png|100px]] | |||
===dog=== | |||
This is a sad dog. | |||
[[File:dog.png|100px]] | |||
Three special burger-minted edition copies of this map art were made, and were to be awarded to three epic people. | |||
[[File:dog - special edition.png|100px]] | |||
The first was awarded to [[James8B]] for his help with the diamond ore map art. | |||
The second was sold to [[ostrich1414]] for 10 diamond blocks. | |||
The third and final copy has yet to be given to anyone. | |||
===dog delivering pizza=== | |||
Dog delivering pizza. | |||
[[File:dog delivering pizza.png|100px]] | |||
==Books== | |||
They have also published a few books, each released to wide critical acclaim. | |||
===How to basehunt=== | |||
Outlines their own secret method behind most of their best finds, also written at the [[Holistic Basehunting]] page. | |||
===Alpakashakatak I=== | |||
Chronicles the genuine, inexplicable happenings surrounding a seemingly-magical llama found near spawn. | |||
===cereal from cup=== | |||
Describes the superior method of eating cereal, which is from a cup rather than from a bowl. Read the book before judging. | |||
==Soul collection== | |||
Burger_Malone also buys player souls, which are legally signed over to them in the form of a written book. The customers are typically paid well: many satisfied customers have previously been traded various valuables in exchange for their soul. | |||
[[File:BurgerSoul.png|200px]] | |||
If you're interested in handing ownership of your soul, message Burger_Malone in-game and they will try to make you a tempting offer. Your soul will be stored safely in an underground crypt. | |||
Revision as of 01:14, 21 September 2020
| Player | |
| |
| In-game name: Burger_Malone | |
| Status: Active | |
| First joined: Mid-2013 | |
| Clans: Bloc for Smaller Clans (former), Shakatak (current) | |
Burger_Malone has played on-and-off (mostly off) since 2013. They aren't notable in any meaningful way, but decided to make a wiki page after ostrich1414 told them they should.
They build pretty good and find a lot of famous bases. They also broke 1000 mob spawners.
History
Despite joining over seven years ago, Burger_Malone has a completely unremarkable history, and has contributed almost nothing to the server despite playing on it far too frequently. This section will give a very brief outline of the bases they still have screenshots of.
However, people have speculated that they are an alt of another, more important player, such as Mr._Hole_Digger or CrackyJoe. All of these accusations are true.
Early history
They joined in 2013 on an old undisclosed account, and there are no screenshots of the piece of shit base they had back then.
Building underground
In late 2015, they established a comfy underground base, later named Cave Flonk and soon invited some friends to join. Burger_Malone was here for a year or so until they got bored of building underground and all their friends left.
Then they stopped playing for like a year or two.
Building not underground
Coming back to the server in 2018, they set out to travel far away enough to build something above the surface. This led to the creation of a base set deep in the jungle, comprised of various individuals builds connected by railway bridges within the canopy.
This is where tagoo would join them, together forming the short-lived Mental Beanboys clan. A little later, Burger_Malone founded and led the Bloc for Smaller Clans. They were known as out_here_sneezin at this time.
Toward the end of 2019, Burger_Malone abruptly left and returned a few months later, with a sexy new username, to find the Bloc in ruins, and that their basemate tagoo had moved on from the jungle base and founded a settlement many millions from spawn.
Nearby, they built their own, new solo base in the mountains.
Shakatak
After once again getting burnt out, Burger_Malone founded Shakatak Mycelia as a newer solo base in a mushroom biome. This became the main base of their clan Shakatak. Around this point, they helped found the Anti-Racism Coalition which has served justice to noteworthy bigoted bases and raised over $1000 for BAME charities.
Today, they spend most of their time building at this base, though with the occasional progress at Shakatak Subterranea, a newer, underground base.
Map arts
They've created a number of map arts, listed below in order from earliest to most recent.
Diversity is our Strength
Created to espouse the values of equality and tolerance promoted by the Anti-Racism Coalition.
Shakatak Dirt
With the help of basemate James8B, this was made to appear nearly-identical to diamond ore for epic pranks.
dog
This is a sad dog.
Three special burger-minted edition copies of this map art were made, and were to be awarded to three epic people.
The first was awarded to James8B for his help with the diamond ore map art.
The second was sold to ostrich1414 for 10 diamond blocks.
The third and final copy has yet to be given to anyone.
dog delivering pizza
Dog delivering pizza.
Books
They have also published a few books, each released to wide critical acclaim.
How to basehunt
Outlines their own secret method behind most of their best finds, also written at the Holistic Basehunting page.
Alpakashakatak I
Chronicles the genuine, inexplicable happenings surrounding a seemingly-magical llama found near spawn.
cereal from cup
Describes the superior method of eating cereal, which is from a cup rather than from a bowl. Read the book before judging.
Soul collection
Burger_Malone also buys player souls, which are legally signed over to them in the form of a written book. The customers are typically paid well: many satisfied customers have previously been traded various valuables in exchange for their soul.
If you're interested in handing ownership of your soul, message Burger_Malone in-game and they will try to make you a tempting offer. Your soul will be stored safely in an underground crypt.