IAmTheSheriff
| IAmTheSheriff | |
|---|---|
| Player | |
| In-game name: IAmTheSheriff | |
| Alts: None | |
| Status: Active | |
| First joined: March 18, 2019 | |
| Clans: The Drago Guard, Shadow Mcmafia, Sigil, Takyon (Current) | |
| Bases: The Drago Guard Former), Yittrium (Former), Sigil (Former), Shitstania, Takyon | |
”Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor; where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality; where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.”
~IamTheSheriff on the topic of Shitlantis
IAmTheSheriff is known for his contributions to bases such as The Drago Guard, Shadow Mcmafia, Sigil, and Takyon, as well as founding the well-known spawn base Shitstania. He served during The Second Siege.
History
From Humble Beginnings
IAmTheSheriff joined Simpvp on March 18, 2019, by the recommendation of VetoTheNeato. Together, they sailed out thousands of blocks from spawn and began their first base; a humble farm-house on a mushroom island. While Veto made the building itself, Sheriff trekked out into mines and the nether to gather resources for what would surely become a Simpvp superpower. However, in a turn of bad luck, The_Arma acquired coordinates to the base from Veto, who was unaware people would want to grief it. In order to save their skin, Sheriff messaged a player at random to come to the base and save them. The player would be AntHand, who arrived in full god-gear and gave the pair some food. Arma then arrived, proclaimed in chat; "Shit, it was a trap", and fled. Arma came back on 48 hours later, griefed the base, killed the pair, and left a sign proclaiming his superiority. The pair set off again to make a new base, but this time, things would be different.
The Drago Guard
IAmTheSheriff became the second founding member of VetoTheNeato's The Drago Guard, earning him some clout. There, he made what he claimed to be Simpvp's only 3x3 redstone door, and made some of the base's most important builds, such as the watermelon farm. He, VetoTheNeato, and Cheesy_chips22 became known as Drago Guard's "big three". When Drago Guard fell, Sheriff was out of a home.
Shadow Mcmafia and Inactivity
Due to some honorable skirmishes in /world, Sheriff became a knight for Shadow Mcmafia. Invited to the base, his only real activity there was the making of a sky island that housed his home. However, this era was one of distinct inactivity for Sheriff.
Silver Linings
While transporting his bed one day, Sheriff died and went back to spawn. Shadow Mcmafia had no spawn portal to speak of, and Sheriff didn't really want to bother getting all the way back. To clear his head, he did some spawn parkour. After beating the hardest one spawn had to offer, he noticed a 1x2 hole in spawn's glass. From this hole, he branched out with cobblestone in order to make a temporary spawn base, eventually linking up with a nearby lavacast. This base became known as Shitstania, and a new era of activity began. What began as a shitpost base began to attract visits from veteran players, and Sheriff began adding to the base substantially. Many new players were fed by Sheriff's hand via his watermelon farm.
Sigil
Sheriff was a member of the short-lived Sigil, but didn't do anything of note.
The Second Siege
While serving in The Second Siege, Sheriff became an invaluable asset to the operation. Due to its unbreakable ender chest and bed, Shitstania became a de facto center of operations for the siege.
TAKYON
Nowadays, Sheriff resides at the mysterious Takyon. His contributions to this base are private as of now.