IAmTheSheriff

IAmTheSheriff
Player
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In-game name: IAmTheSheriff
Alts: None
Status: Mostly Inactive
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First joined: March 18, 2019
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Abandoned: {{{abandoned}}}
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Location: Exultia
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Clans: The Drago Guard, Shadow Mcmafia, Exultia (Current)
Bases: The Drago Guard (Former), Sigil (Former), Shitstania (Founded, Former), Takyon (Former), Exultia (Current)
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IAmTheSheriff is a player on SimPVP known for his contributions to bases such as The Drago Guard, Shadow Mcmafia, Takyon, and Exultia, as well as founding the spawn base Shitstania. He served during The Second Siege.

Early History

IAmTheSheriff joined Simpvp on March 18, 2019, by the recommendation of VetoTheNeato. Together, they sailed out from spawn and began their first base; a small farm-house on a mushroom island. While it had no name at the time, it was retroactively named "Poop House" after Sheriff and Veto couldn't decide on a name for the base, years since it was destroyed. In a turn of bad luck, The_Arma acquired coordinates to the base from Veto, who was unaware people would want to grief on Anarchy servers. In order to save their base, Sheriff messaged a player at random to come to their rescue. The player would be AntHand, who arrived in full god-gear and gave the pair some food. Arma then fled the scene. However, he came back on 48 hours later, griefed the base, killed the pair, and left a sign proclaiming his superiority. Veto and Sheriff set off again to make a new base, but this time, things would be different.

The Drago Guard

IAmTheSheriff became the second founding member of VetoTheNeato's The Drago Guard, earning him some clout. There, he made what he claimed to be Simpvp's only 3x3 redstone door, and made some of the base's most important builds, such as the watermelon farm. At the same time, he curated a small art museum by begging for map art in chat. He, VetoTheNeato, and Cheesy_chips22 became known as Drago Guard's "big three". Sheriff reflected upon this time as his happiest period on SimPVP. However, the Guard was not fit to last. When Drago Guard fell due to instability, Sheriff was in need of a new allegiance.

Shadow Mcmafia and Inactivity

Due to some honorable skirmishes in /world, Sheriff became a knight for Shadow Mcmafia. Invited to the base, his only real activity there was the making of a sky island that held his home. However, this era was one of distinct inactivity for Sheriff. He mostly ran around the base without any objective. However, one small mistake would end up resurrecting his SimPVP activity.

Shitstania

While transporting his bed one day, Sheriff accidentally died and was sent to spawn. Shadow Mcmafia had no spawn portal to teleport him back, and Sheriff didn't want to bother with finding another way. To clear his head, he did some spawn parkour. After beating the hardest course spawn had to offer, he noticed a 1x2 hole in spawn's glass. From this hole, he branched out with cobblestone in order to make a temporary spawn base, eventually linking up with a nearby lavacast. This base became known as Shitstania, and a new era of activity began. What began as a shitpost base began to attract visits from veteran players, and Sheriff began adding to the base substantially. Tunnels dug into the lavacast connected rudimentary farms, and many windows and balconies gave view to the scenic surroundings of 0,0. Many new players were fed by Sheriff's hand via his watermelon farm. Additionally, it became a meeting place for established players visiting spawn.

The Second Siege

While serving in The Second Siege, Sheriff became an asset to the operation. Due to its unbreakable ender chest and bed, Shitstania became a de facto center of operations for the siege. Afterwards, however, Shitstania was obliterated by TNT and waterlogged in a larger effort to reinforce spawn.

Sigil and TAKYON

Sheriff was a member of the short-lived Sigil, but didn't do anything of note. After it's destruction, Sheriff was appointed by VetoTheNeato as a member of Takyon's starting roster. There he constructed some houses, helped with the Knee Moe museum, and carved notable base member's faces into a nearby cliff, dubbing it Mount Takmore. In this time he also attended the SimPVP Summit, representing both Takyon and Shitstania. He also took part in the self-destruction of Takyon after it's "annexation" by Caudices.

Exultia

Sheriff then joined Veto once again for his new base, Exultia. He built a flying island, much like the one he made at McMafia, but the new utilized more advanced building techniques. On the island was a windmill, an homage to the music video for “Feel Good Inc.” by the band Gorillaz. Sheriff did not make anything else of note at Exultia. He did attend the Second SimPVP Summit, representing Shitstania again despite it’s destruction.

The Future

Sheriff is currently in a period of inactivity. His account is at Exultia. It is unknown if he will return, as he has explained that he has less interest in Minecraft than he had in the past.