Melon Boiz Inc.™

Melon Boiz Inc.™
Clan
Name: Melon Boiz Inc.™
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Status: Active (2nd April - 14th May), Re-Established (30th December 2019 - Current)
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Formed: April 2nd 2019
Abandoned: {{{abandoned}}}
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Coords:
Members: Lord1 (CEO), marcosgo16 (Warehouse boy), Emielkamil (Warehouse boy), trppbll (Warehouse boy), James8B (Warehouse boy), Sice_01 (Warehouse boy)
Clans: {{{clans}}}
Bases: Hammerhall, Oneword, Atherius, MBI Crater, Nova Prospekt, Three Words, Bodacious Sneeze
Schematic: {{{schematic}}}

Melon Boiz Inc.™ Discord: https://discord.gg/XwDchMr

Melon Boiz Inc.™ is a trading organisation created on the 2nd of April 2019 by Lord1 after he finished the initial melon factory. Melon Boiz Inc.™ had spread from Hammerhall to other Fellowship of the Kittens Bases to places such as: /world (before being bombed by clipchip). After 7 months of being dissolved, Lord1 and Tenced re-established Melon Boiz Inc.™ making its headquarters at the city of Atherius. After its re-establishment they branched out from selling melons to selling all types of goods.

The HQ was at Two Words which had close ties with its factory base, the MBI Crater, which is a crater that housed MBI's farms. After the Republic's proxy war with the Church, Two Words was griefed and MBI Crater was abandoned. The new HQ of MBI resided at Nova Prospekt before being mysteriously griefed during The Imperial War. With the Imperial War over, MBI was opened up once more and all COF members were permitted to sell there. Over 2021, sales were booming with the new influx of Francillian salesmen.

Slogan: "It's Smelon Good!"™

Goods and Prices

Here is a current menu of our goods here at Melon Boiz Inc.™

History

Birth of Melon Boiz Inc.™

In the early days of 2019, Lord1 based at Hammerhall which at the time was the Fellowship of the Kittens main factory base. At Hammerhall, Lord1 created his first melon factory which he jokingly made into a melon superstore and named it Melon Boiz Inc.™. Lord1 would then carry on to make Melon Boiz Inc.™ stalls in other Fellowship of the Kittens bases like Syracusai and then one in /world.

Melon Boiz Inc.™ Controversies

/World market Bombings:

The day after the /world Melon Boiz Inc.™ market was built by (Lord1, 8cream8machine8) it suffered a medium scaled bombing by the player clipchip, whilst ostrich1414 was defending him. CEO and founder of Melon Boiz Inc.™ tried to defend it, but it was already too late.

Melon Boiz Inc.™'s fall

Melon Boiz Inc.™ was disbanded after the base Hammerhall had to be abandoned due to it being leaked by AtacFauxPas on his alt Kojed. With the abandoning of Hammerhall, Melon Boiz Inc.™ was scrapped for resources and thus stopping Melon Production.

Melon Boiz Inc.™'s Resurrection

On the 30th of December, 2019, Lord1 and Tenced re-established Melon Boiz Inc.™ with their HQ at Atherius, branching out their product from what was just melons to now all sorts of goods. They adopted their gold farm and industrial base under its name for distributing goods. Atherius was abandoned due to being found by Azdin, so its Head Quarters was moved to the Melon Boiz Inc. Production Centre and 2 Words. MBI also had close ties with the Bloc for Clans and gives discounts to its members.

Melon Boiz Inc.™ During the 2nd Burning Age

As Melon Boiz Inc.™ became the biggest and only trading faction on the server, other's tried to follow their steps such as: Caudices, Austonia and Exultia. Minor "trade wars" would occur with these groups but most would eventually collapse either because they couldn't be bothered to trade anymore or their base would be griefed.

During these times Melon Boiz Inc.™ would also branch out into other avenues of work like their enchanting service done by TonTheKidRS, their legal firm to help people with their troubles with the simpvp Rules and their simpvp news network "Deez Nuts News".

A new clan would arise after the massacre of the 2nd Sim Sum which was the Republic. One of their main goals was attacking clans/guilds affiliated with Lord1 due to the many Lord1 haters that resided in this new clan. One of the guilds they attacked was MBI through making their own trading guild, 'Exultia goods' which they tried to use to steal customers from MBI. Exultia goods would last around a month before being abandoned due to internal political disputes. The Republic then just made another rival trading guild this time called 'iGear'. Also everyone starts to hate TonTheKidRS for making the server lag when he afk's because of MBI's main factory base being so laggy lmao. TonTheKidRS also become the 3rd CEO of MBI (25/9/2020).

Melon Boiz Inc.™ Post-Imperial war

During The Imperial War, MBI had to temporarily close down. However after the PC and COF made peace, MBI not only re-opened but also allowed all HSOF members to become salesmen on the MBI discord. Naturally with the huge amount of Salesmen, MBI could fill out a huge number more orders.

Throughout the rest of 2021 this became prevalent and MBI had reached a number of customers never achieved before.

DNN

Deez Nuts News is the most reliable news source on Simpvp and is a splinter company from Melon Boiz Inc, created at the start of the Imperial War.

Gallery

Melon Boiz Inc.™ /world market place before the bombing

Melon Boiz Inc.™ Head office

Melon Boiz Inc.™ Melon factory