Talksalot011

Talksalot011
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In-game name: talksalot011
Alts: Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior
Status: Active
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First joined: December 31st, 2018
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Location: Everywhere
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Clans: YeeterMyPeeter, Confederacy of Man(formerly), Cheese (Formerly)
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”Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.”

~Romans 12:19

Talksalot011 is a player who joined the server on December 31st, 2018. Talksalot011 is often referred to as the "Second Coming of Christ" for his omnipotent powers and knowledge. Though he is often criticized for staying true to his name by "talking a lot", talksalot011 is, in fact, preaching new scripture for the upcoming Modern Testament; his words of wisdom are often ignored by his opponents, refusing to accept his salvation.

Talksalot011 had been and still is very active around the Spawn area, creating many bases, but more commonly residing at pre-existing ones. Talksalot011 watches over the spawn area, blessing new players with the word of God. EnderGirl162, an old ally of Talks, was often seen as a modern-day Mary Magdalene, until she became a satanist at one point which caused Talks to leave for greener pastures.

The Beginning

Talksalot011 first rose to prominence after assisting ostrich1414 in colonizing and annexing Fort Cranberry alongside AaronRC93 in January 2019; since then, talksalot011 became involved in various off-shoot bases, including Dragonfly, the nearby Mountains of Madness, Funtopia and Quagsmaria. Talksalot011 also founded the Red Wool Society while at Fort Cranberry; it has since become a new sect of Christianity.

Talksalot011 had been known to enhance the server's chat with his thought-provoking philosophical questions, intellectual comments, and the brief, yet potent, words of scripture which he plans to act upon on Judgement Day.

On an unrelated note, talksalot011 had declared war on virtually every major base/team on SimPvP: he wins each time.

On his YouTube account, talksalot011 had released the most compelling two-part drama series about SimPvP thus far: Building Pillars of Sand with Torches parts I and II. See what legendary film critic Roger Ebert had to say about it below:

However, talksalot011 later removed these videos entirely from YouTube, the reason is unknown.

On March 27, 2019, Das_Dankgineer and Hamieb tracked down talksalot011's outpost and stole the two sand pillars. They currently stand in their base, Triterrus. God (aka talksalot011) responded to the attacks, stating that, while he approved of Triterrus keeping the pillars, he was furious with one of their members, anthonys244, calling him a "disgusting fly feeding off of Triterrus' corpse".

Talksalot011 later on went on hiatus for a year for mostly unknown purposes, most likely boredom.

The Return

On June 21, 2021, talksalot011 returned to SimPvP after a year of inactivity. Talks then ventured from spawn with MoWobbler, 1590283112 and Bruno vera and created a small church base named Resurrection. He currently resides in this base and plans to be more active in the future. His new wiki account is Talkssomewhat011. He has also officially joined YeeterMyPeeter and the Confederacy of Man, and opposes the Holy States of Francis. He was directly responsible for the griefing of Riverwood when he gave the coordinates to the YMP in order to prevent any further spread of the HSoF.