Laztec

Laztec
Player
Name: Laztec
In-game name: {{{ign}}}
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Status: Active
Date: {{{date}}}
First joined: January 4th, 2020
Last seen: {{{lastseen}}}
Formed: {{{formed}}}
Abandoned: {{{abandoned}}}
Disbanded: {{{disbanded}}}
Location: {{{location}}}
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Clans: The Federation. The Order of Wilbur
Bases: Void City, Civitrium, Kinabalu, Pangaea, Ataraxia
Schematic: {{{schematic}}}

Player Testimonials

The following are testimonials about Laztec, documented in the form of signed books.

• FitMC: "Laztec is a jobber that gets paid in hot dogs and handshakes. Try going to the big leagues instead of wrestling in Wal-Mart parking lots."
  
• Yukarion: "Laztec is a cactus with cool white eyes"
  
• RevStoningpot: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• MisterStrawman: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• MoWobbler: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Korijenkins: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• clipchip: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• ostrich1414: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• LidGuy: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• SkullerG: "Laztec is an ugly man with stupid white eyes"
  
• 4Pilot: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Lord1: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes and an unnaturally large hung horse cock but has a mysterious ambient smell of petrol about him"
  
• seventwoworlds: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• _Goujon_: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• f8tal_: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes and very sexy builds"
  
• ZedZeppelin: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• SenorJeb: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• cheesy_chips22: "Laztec is a white man with cool hot eyes"
  
• 00crusher: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• LordPastaYT: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• GentleGiant69: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Nebuelaz: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• CarbonKing: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• _DKC: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• danimania: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes (and black)"
  
• x864: "Laztec Is A Hot Man With Cool White Eyes"
  
• TuataraBoots: "Laztec is a wonderful minecrafter with a special place in my heart"
  
• TaintedTango: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white cum"
  
• xexc: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes (jk he's fucking dumb, lazy, gay, and stupid looooooooooooool)"
  
• Antzakes1: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes, too bad his skin is icky and dark colored ewwwwwwwwwwwww, the only thing you see in the dark is the white part of his eyes XD"
  
• Sellout9: "Laztec is a player on simpvp.net"
  
• AntiFreezeFluid: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes. Looking into those eyes fills me with waves of lust."
  
• AtacFauxpas: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• 1Riot: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Pixl_G: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• s0oup: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Bapada63: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• LX0R: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Terrortie: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• kekn0blade: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes, in his dreams LOL"
  
• Lpmaster123: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes xd"
  
• 086: "Laztec is a man extremely faithful to Francis, the Lord and saviour of simpvp. Not only has Francis granted Laztec amazing white eyes, but he too has provided us all with bountiful succor in our times of need."
  
• Blazebit: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white cum stained eyes xd"
  
• MRN00D1E: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• ToxicGod: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes and ass"
  
• ChuckFuk: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes. He is sooo sexy..."
  
• PoofMilk: "Laztec is a ugly man. He's gay and smells"
  
• Bustin1: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes and a cute little bubble butt"
  
• craftgirlie: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes. It's true, I'm his ophthalmologist"
  
• Nswipe: "Laztec is a well known and respected person on simpvp"
  
• misterhacker44: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes"
  
• Fedluth: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes and very big pp which i like (:"
  
• Sagie_gaming: "Laztec is a hot man with cool white eyes. Dildo juice"