YeeterMyPeeter

YeeterMyPeeter
Clan
Name: YeeterMyPeeter
In-game name:
Alts: YMP
Status: Active
Date:
First joined:
Last seen:
Formed: February 16th-17th 2019
Abandoned:
Disbanded:
Location:
Coords:
Members: Listed in the "Current Members" Section
Clans:
Bases: Castle Athena, EGGTOWN, DunceVille, AXETOWN, YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE, Skyreach, Ravenglass, Fort Rios
Schematic: {{{schematic}}}

Hurr Durr YMP, lavacast mean Anarchy!

YeeterMyPeeter, or YMP are a group of friends who play the game together, once with the only goal of griefing everything they find. They have created multiple bases now, the most notable being Skyreach, a mega city with unconventional high fantasy builds. The group is very active for the time being.

YMP's Current banner design

The Calm Before the Storm

On February 13th, 2019, YMP members jake276493 (under the name of tupik), Cutman, BossCoww, and Wisenty would join SimPvP for the first time. Not sure what to do on the server, they explored and settled small base locations a few hundered blocks from spawn while obtaining noob gear. However they eventually decided to walk a few thousand blocks out to found their first ever base, Castle Athena.

Castle Athena

Castle Athena was located in a roofed forest biome that they managed to find right next to older chunks, they mined a hole into the nearby hill and settled upon the name, a reference to the base Cutman and jake276493 met each other at two years prior. Information of the bases development is mostly lost due to the lack of screenshots while the base was in development, however it is known that while the base was being constructed they started to learn more about the server, and on alt accounts, they had located a few bases close to spawn, which gave them the idea to launch an attack against the server.

Main features of the base included the old YMP symbol, a meglovania beat attached to the bases entrance, the original YMP egg farm design, and nice natural interior design by Cutman. The base has been griefed by jake276493 on March 17th, 2021 after finding it completely intact two years later. Some pictures of the base before its griefing can be seen below:

The base was eventually abandoned shortly after YMP would begin their infamous YMP raids on multiple spawn bases. The first group picture of YMP was also taken at this location as seen below.

(From left to right: TheLuckyLapin, Wisenty, Cutman, Bosscoww, jake276493)

The Horde Arrives

On February 16th, 2019, a group of players joined the server and banded together under a banner of destruction. They launched a series of attacks on cmlove's spawn build Novus Castle. There, they were opposed by a counterattack led by a large coalition of reinforcements called in by cmlove including clipchip, ostrich1414, b9b9, CrackyJoe, jaffdhi, 8cream8machine8 and many others. During the ensuing battle several defenders were killed, granting the new players access to fully maxxed-out diamond gear and weapons.

The following day, a final attack was launched on the castle, and with little-to-no resistance remaining, the Castle was abandoned and successfully lavacasted by YMP, fully destroying it.

Later that same day, the team attacked Fort Cranberry, which had already faced a hostile takeover earlier that year, hoping to achieve a similar result. They were able to cause severe damage to the Fort before clipchip arrived and easily slaughtered them.

On the 18th, YMP discovered and completely destroyed the public castle of Tamarisk with no resistance.

On the 19th, YMP discovered the portal to Quinsigamond and began to greif it, although halfway through Fluz43 arrived invisible and was murdered by YMP. Soon after, clipchip and JavelinFury came and attempted to kill YMP; it was a long battle, and overall clipchip and JavelinFury won the battle, but YMP could now own the title of killing clipchip, slaughtering him after his computer crashed.

After the battle, one of YMP's members, PhamtomGuy, was banned for using x-ray; he subsequently logged on two more times with two more alts, both of which were banned. Angry at this, PhamtomGuy turned on YMP and claimed that their leader tupik had been cheating and benefiting off of his x-raying. This led tupik to be banned as well, although internally YMP was furious. What resulted was a week-long investigation into tupik's jailing, which mainly focused on his relationship with the banned account jake276493, which after all of YMP faking facts to make jake276493(tupik) seem innocent, he was unbanned, but jake276493 didnt want to be fake anymore and decided to tell the truth, and somehow wasn't banned permanently.

On the 20th, YMP discovered the End portal and decided to bedbomb anyone who came. After tupik sending clipchip some loli porn, he managed to persuade clipchip come to the End 0,0 in where Cutman, tupik, and Bosscoww managed to get their second kill on clipchip via suicide bombing.

On the 22, YMP was quite calm on terms of griefs, only partially griefing Castle Snowfrog. However, they manged to bedbomb clipchip again, this time in the nether. They also managed to pop the Totems of Undying off PeanutSniper and also managed to murder JaveilnFury with only iron armor. They also recruited TheOnlySlash into YMP.

Over the next few weeks, one of YMP's members The_Lucky_Lapin went on a griefing campaign, severely destroying Glowstone Tower, Snowfrog castle and Quinsigamond.

List of destroyed bases

• Novus Castle (February 16/17th 2019)
• Fort Cranberry (February 17th 2019)
• Tamarisk (February 17/18th 2019)
• Downtown (February 18 or 19th 2019)
• Uinia (February 2019)
• Quinsigamond (March 2019)
• Glowstone Tower (March 2019)
• Snowfrog castle (~April 2019)

Pictures of these griefs can be seen below:

Settling Down

Weeks after the YMP hype died down, YMP started joining back and this time not as hungry for power but to start building a new base, this would be later known as EGGTOWN, it only contained 3 people, being jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt.

EGGTOWN

EGGTOWN was the first YMP base that wasnt within 5k of spawn and it contained smallscale farms to help the relatively poor YMP members starting gear. These farms included a Pumpkin, Melon, and Sugarcane farm, pigman farm, sheep and cow farms, villager breeder, and some afk fishers to get some god books and food. The base itself was located on a mountain next to an ocean, where BossCowws underwater trident would be constructed, one of the only builds to be made at the base due to its short lifespan.

A couple weeks with active construction at EGGTOWN, they decided to invite the rest of YMP into the base, including Wisenty, who after coming made the rest of YMP very mad by generally being a poor basemate they decided to kick him from the group, which caused him to threaten to leak the coords of EGGTOWN, so they retreated to a farther out location, which was named DunceVille.

Media from EGGTOWN can be seen below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-vD6buANiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_guxAMLRy_k

DunceVille

Dunceville was a short lived base which contained an "Elmo" statue, a trademark of YMP's autism. It also held a large "Valley of Wheat" and 5 afk fishers where YMP would get many OP enchanted books. The base was not meant to be though, as it was griefed by clipchip after the coords were leaked after a new member of their group was banned for Xray. This started the Yukarion leaks a base controversy, one of the stupidest wastes of time on the server. YMP was quickly disbanded after that, and for the next two months YMP would would be completely inactive with all of its members creating or joining new groups and working on their own projects.

The base after clipchip and JavelinFury lavacasted it fully.

Constant Moving and jake276493's Third Ban

Shortly after the grief of DunceVille, YMP members Jake276493, BossCoww, e_lee, and MrNutInYourButt, were completely homeless and was looking for a new base to live at. ostrich1414 would eventually invite the players to the base Der Bunker where they were able to relax and regear for a few days until eventually they were invited to the city of Struthio as ostrich1414 believed they wouldnt grief it given the chance to go there, which they did not. When they came to the base, most of the base was mostly not in construction anymore as Antzakes1 and TheOnlySlash had coords to it and Antzakes was selling coords to the base for DB. There they would be able to get a taste for the great building skill of SimPvP players and the servers deep history, and even construct their own small dirt hut.

Struthian Militia

After being at Struthio for a few days, the YMP members were able to regear fully utilizing the hidden Struthio enderman farm, and as payment, they swore to protect the base from any potential griefers. Ostrich would title them the "Struthian Militia" and they would protect the base from invisible players attempting to blow up some of the smaller buildings at the base. However after a week of actively running around the base, they decided to create a new base without all the drama of having a ton of players at a single location. They would create the base AXETOWN.

Some footage a few days before the founding of AXETOWN. Also possibly the first instance of VR on SimPvP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtbE4qVfsgI

(From left to right: jake276493, BossCoww, e_lee)

AXETOWN's Founding

AXETOWN was the base after a failed, unnamed base created by jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt was discovered by e_lee on accident from an insecure portal link. It was founded sometime around late April of 2019 and allowed for YMP to tackle their first major base. They immediately constructed the centerpiece of the base, a large, hallowed out mountain replaced with an inside village and natural terrain, which the idea was taken from the previously mentioned failed base. AXETOWN was originally created to allow for the members to practice their building skills and as such few farms were constructed.

Besides the mountain, the base contained an enderman farm, a large storage tower, and a few small houses.

Jake276493's Third Ban

During the construction of AXETOWN, YMP would begin causing conflict with groups on the server, most notably The Fellowship. Their new group, the Empire Of Odin would raid and grief multiple of their bases, but a video released by jake276493 seen below would lead to Jakes third ban.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bmU-x9WT58

A conversation with DakkaDok lead to the discovery that the use of jake276493's minimap mod, which was shown in that video had a glitch that could show nether caves, even with all "Fair Play" settings toggled. The admins were aware he most likely did not use this for personal gain, but decided to ban him anyways because of its similarity to LordPastaYTs jail a year prior, and gave him the chance to appeal a year later.

jake276493 would spend his final hours on the server on June 16 2019 at a small, newly founded spawn base with Cutman, where he would be tped to spawn, exactly 4 months after the raids of Castle Novus began.

Lord1's Reign on YMP

Before jake276493 was jailed, he decided he wanted his legacy to live on while he was jailed from the server, so he gave Lord1, a good friend and basemate of his, ownership of everything Jake created, including YMP and #EGGGANG.

YMP Crusades

Lord1 would quickly revive YMP as they became the main opposition to The Siege, a group who was lead by TheOnlySlash. The Sieges goal was to reduce all of spawn down to its bedrock to create a large challenge for any new player that joined the server.

Under the name the 'YMP Crusade', Lord1 with the help of a couple other players would head to spawn with the hope of bringing honour to the name of YMP, most notably the YMP Crusaders would take over /world whilst naked, submerge spawn in water, enslave new players and took part in multiple small pvp encounters at spawn.

The YMP Crusade would end on the 19th of July 2019 when lord officially left YMP. All current YMP members besides Cutman would rarely be seen online for the next year.

YMP's Return

Once 1 year had passed, jake276493 would appeal to the admins of the server and he was quickly unjailed, which caused for all of YMP's current members, along with e_lee to join back on the server.

After being tped back to AXETOWN most players did not believe he was actually unjailed from the server, which he proved by going into /world, where he would be murdered with all his gear by Goujon. This would be his first interaction with GS Trading Co, however, he did not care and instead decided to go back to spawn and "Start Fresh".

"Starting Fresh"

A few days after jake276493 was unjailed from the server, he would invite all of the old YMP members back to the server, including BossCoww, Cutman, e_lee, and MrNutInYourButt. They all went to spawn and began their wonderful journey.

They would firstly create the YMP HEADQUARTERS, a small dirt structure 50 blocks out of spawn, which would remain ungriefed for multiple months. After that successful build, they continued onwards until they found a link portal to a base ~30k out. It was ungriefed and they decided to live and gear up there. However they managed to get bored of that very quickly as they all left for a few more weeks before jake276493 and Bosscoww decided to go back to AXETOWN and build there.

Return to AXETOWN

Something was apparent when BossCoww and Jake returned to their once beloved base: They were poor! The bases total lack of farms made BossCoww and Jake start rapidly building farms for the base, and without much thought at all.

Some of the farms constructed in a very short period of time included: A villager breeder, an overkill iron farm, an autosorter, a raid farm, a max villager trading hall, a VILLAGER SORTER and a Pigman farm, which YMP spent all of their Diamond blocks to acquire all of the obsidian needed for its construction. MrNutInYourButt at this time was also actively helping build farms whenever possible.

Sense I've nuked my screenshots folder TWICE since I returned to SimPvP, The only screenshots I have of this period are shown below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqLnu3dx7aE

YMP's Reign on /world

Shortly after YMP returned to AXETOWN, they started having /world battles with Anthand,Sellout9, and all members of Goldforge Citadel besides bruno_vera. Although YMP would lose a small handful of these battles, YMP, with the help of Cutman, who was not currently a member of YMP, cemented themselves as the PvP kings of /world without much competition. They would pirate many trades and kill many innocent players for in game money. Some of these heists include stealing cavehoes entire valuable shulker, winning multiple outnumbered fights, making multiple new players quit by killing them with everything they own, and straight up scamming players to kill them.

Cutman would officially join YMP and come to AXETOWN shortly after a battle with GFC, ending the 1 year agreement to keep AXETOWN strictly to BDG members only. This also lead to some major campaigns created by YMP including YMP Tower, YMP Iron Platform, and the YMP nuke as they had virtually no competition in /world, also at this time relations with Nebuelaz and Ragdety began forming. Some videos from this era can be seen below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlDdJfWy1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzY-7t6QII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1BANfVckY

Cutman and jake276493 meet Melonbye and Chikenbuster and "Rocket Jump"!

YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE

AXETOWN was seeing large decreases in activity as its members had no one to pvp and as such the members at the based were getting very bored. This is when jake276493 would have a dream of a great base, a base smog filled and completely flat, with towering farms on either side of him.

He decided to fly millions of blocks to make his dream a reality and as such, YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE was founded in late October of 2020. The base was meant to remain a solo project for its duration, but as most YMP bases, all AXETOWN members were invited to help construct the new megabase within the first 2 days of the bases founding.

The base itself is a massive cobblestone slab over a deep ocean, with a massive auto sorter in the center. The base was highly regulated by jake276493 so the base would remain exactly as he remembered his dream.

The base saw massive construction in its first few weeks with the main centerpiece of the base, a 64x64 hole to bedrock which was mined by hand, a 6 pod villager breeder, and a large creeper farm all were constructed. What made YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE run though was its cobblestone farm, which they had to make a custom design of that took them multiple days. However since at the time AXETOWN was still active and ungriefed, no villager hall or potion brewer were added at the time and when in need for resources its members would return to AXETOWN.

A recent screenshot from YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE

YMP and The Imperial War

Activity returned to the group though due to the Church of Francis having large fights with YMP, along with YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE to construct. However it was becoming apparent to YMP that a major event involving the Church and themselves was inevitable, but what they were not expecting was an invite from Ostrich1414 to the newly founded "Peoples Coalition" with the promise of "game ending the Church of Francis". They would be one of the first groups to join the Peoples Coalition and one of the most untrusted groups on both sides during the war.

Before the War

After joining the Peoples Coalitions discord, they quickly grew concerned over AntHand and Sellout9 being the main leaders of the group, and heavily considered trying to appoint Cutman as a potential third leader of the group, but decided instead to do what YMP does best, lay back and watch the fireworks.

At the time being trusted by Sellout and Anthand, YMP had quite a bit of information on the Peoples Coalition first move, and after hearing Lord1's Cabin was one of their options to attack, jake276493 would message Lord1 to get good screenshots of the base and to inform him of the war, but he was already aware. This would create a type of alliance between the Church and YMP, but nothing of interest would be gained from it.

The War Begins

After the grief of Lakeside Lodge, which jake276493 was murdered at by PC members after requesting to be bedtrapped at the base, jake276493 and the rest of YMP agreed little would be gained from the war, and plans of gaining as much gear as possible from the war would be their plan of attack, and strongly aligning with the Church or the PC would be a poor move. They decided to create Team$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and shortly after agreeing with Lord1 to not murder any of their members going through the end portal, which jake276493 was assigned to protect, in return for 2DB per person, he would accidentally kill TomixPlayz and Xexc after panicking. This would highly hurt YMP and the Church's relations, but not end them entirely.

Team$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Team$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ would be YMP's main title during the Imperial War and by the end of the war they amassed over 10 sets of god gear and over 40 db from different gigs during the war. The headquarters for Team$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ were originally in AXETOWN, but most groups were concerned over their bases getting griefed, including YMP, so they decided it was a good time to bring new members to the base, and the headquarters would move to YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE when jake276493 would invite Ragdety and Chikenbuster to AXETOWN.

Shortly after this YMP would be invited to join the grief of Pitchport, a spawnbase for new Church members. Lord1 was aware of the grief and had offered jake276493 64db per kill during the grief, but ultimately Jake decided it wouldnt be worth it and allowed for the grief to go as planned, however jake276493 and e_lee would snatch GentleGiant69's totem shulker and a few other of their items, infuriating them.

They denied it. this would be the greatest heist in all of SimPvP history, they still have the shulker today.

Team$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'s perfect opportunity to make 7 stacks of Diamond Blocks

Gravity Falls: "GRAPPlING hOOK!"

With YMP growing closer and closer to Nebuelaz and Ragdety, e_lee threw out the idea of making a base together, which surprisingly everyone agreed with. jake276493 would find a location 100k away from AXETOWN that had a nice mountain range. Nebuelaz, Bosscoww, and jake276493 would quickly start work on the base and they got attached to it, causing for the very shortlived base to see massive terraforming projects, most notably its massive lake that the base would of been named for.

With the base requiring massive taiga forests to be cleared and thousands of blocks of dirt and stone to be mined and placed, jake276493 would eventually link the AXETOWN gold farm to the new base with a direct link, massively improving the quality of life of the members at the base while giving Nebuelaz, and anyone else who had access to the base a direct link to AXETOWN.

The last part of the bases massive lake to be built, along with some of its terraformed mountains.

The Turning Point

By this point, most players from the PC and the CoF did not trust YMP, and they mostly returned to building YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE, this would be when Ragdety and Chikenbuster would officially join YMP, and as such negotiations opened immediately for the city of Tempest and YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE to be linked, and with Tempest at the time being threatened by The Church of Francis, Nebuelaz brought jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt to Tempest and Nebuelaz and Ragdety would come to YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE.

jake276493, BossCoww, and Ragdety watch Nebuelaz question his life decisions.

jake276493 and BossCoww entering Tempest for the first time.

Once Ragdety and Chikenbuster showed up to YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE, the base saw a breath of new life as Ragdety began constructing many farms at the base, such as a sugarcane farm, autobrewer, and expanding the already large villager hall. However very shortly, YMP would remember why inviting new members to their bases is a bad idea. By this point, YMP had ended all communications with the Church and with their new allies decided to support the Peoples Coalition.

The Death of AXETOWN

On January 3rd, 2021, AXETOWN, along with Gravity Falls: "GRAPPlING hOOK!" would be griefed by the Church of Francis, and with 2 new members in YMP and a third player who had access to AXETOWN, suspicion rised among the founders of the base, however they were relatively certain no one had leaked the base. To make matters worse, Nebuelaz recently had taken a hiatus from Sim, and he would not be aware of his dream project being destroyed so early into development for another week. Materially the group had lost very few as they moved all their main librarians to YMP COBBLESTONE SQUARE just a few days before the Church showed up and all their valuables were already at that base.

Their next move would be to protect Tempest, fearing the Church could have coords to it if they had coords to AXETOWN, and they weren't far from being incorrect.

After jake276493, BossCoww, and MrNutInYourButt would arrive at Tempest, which at the time had a quick access spawn portal, they would be made quickly aware of a fatal mistake. An unnamed new player had seen MrNutInYourButt flying overhead and decided to follow his path, which lead exactly above the Tempest portal, and MrNutInYourButt had not used silk touch to cover the hole to the portal. The new player would dig down and find a portal and come through after a few minutes of conversation with the servers players on what exactly they were looking at. With 40 minutes on the server, a random new player would find one of the most active bases, completely untouched.

jake276493 would be the first to notice the new player, but MrNutInYourButt and Ragdety would quickly become aware aswell as they were all in a voice call and were all taking their "PRAISE FRANCIS" screenshot at the Tempest Storeroom

Immediately after taking this screenshot, the new player would walk around the corner and see the three players exactly as in the screenshot above. Chaos would ensue. jake276493 would murder the new player, but he had already set their bed. They immediately thought this would bring the death of Tempest and believed the new player was a CoF spy, but after an hour of conversation, it would become clear this new player meant no harm, and he would eventually quit the server a few weeks later. Seventwoworlds would come to the base afterwards along with Dawn4811, but no Church members would show up, and YMP would be without a building project, leading for jake27693 to create a new base, the base would be named Skyreach.

Reach For the Sky

Originally planned just for jake276493, MrNutInYourButt, BossCoww, and e_lee, jake276493 planned to fly millions of blocks for their new base, knowing none of its planned members would leak it. However, shortly after it was decided Nebuelaz, Ragdety, and chikenbuster would come too, hoping the base would be similar to Shimmerlake. Once jake276493 created the link portal to the new base it would see massive growth, with all of its members beginning mega projects.

The original mapping of Skyreach, taken on January 22, 2021

Nebuelaz would be the first member to complete a build at the new base, being his house that contained his "Totally not stolen" stash of items. He also started construction on other major projects of the city, and the rest of the basemates would give him the role "Overseere" as he quickly became the most active builder at the base.

The average day at Skyreach

Other major projects started during this time was jake276943s and MrNutInYourButts undeground city/portal creeper farm which the two were able to mine the massive hole in a few short days.

Did somebody say Bigger?

However, once the initial boom of activity at the base subsided, the group would begin to take their projects more slowly, causing for the base to stagnate at times. This would also be the time BossCoww and e_lee both could not be on SimPvP at all, leaving just Ragdety, Nebuelaz, jake276943 and MrNutInYourButt to tackle the massive base. During this time Nebuelaz would begin construction on his underground secret facility, the Institute. jake276493 and Ragdety would start construction on multiple of the bases farms. jake276493 and Nebuelaz would also begin massive terraforming projects, expanding the bases scope to be somehow larger than before.

The "Death" of Skyreach

While the base was not flourishing in any manner, the group was generally happy to be building together and enjoyed each others company, however, one message in chat would change the base forever. Ragdety would post coords in the servers chat that were to Skyreach, sending jake276943 and Nebuelaz, who was online at the time into panic. They would decide to stay however, believing no one had payed attention. Somewhat unintuitively, this would bring back many members to the base and many new projects would sprout up in the base during its final weeks. However, jake276493 and Nebuelaz decided on May 17, 2021 that Skyreach must be abandoned, and the next day all valuables would be packed up and a mass migration would proceed to a vault location to store the groups items. This would mark a new era of the group, all links and locations owned by both YMP and Nebuelaz were compromised and were moved/removed in the following weeks. Skyreach still remains intact, but is a ghost town.

YMP members jake276493, MrNutInYourButt, BossCoww, and Nebuelaz, inventories filled with shulker boxes enter the end spawn to fly to a safe vault location.

Current Members

• jake276493 (Founder and current leader of YMP)

• MrNutInYourButt (Member)

• BossCoww (Member)

• e lee (Member)

• Cutman (Member)

• Chikenbuster (Member)

• Big_Builder9 (Member)

• Nebuelaz (Member)

• bruno_vera (Member)

• tylol (Member)

• 1590283112 (Member)

• DKC (Member)

• White_Flame (Member)

• Talksalot011 (Member)

Past Members

• Lord1 (Ex Leader of YMP)

• TheLuckyLapin (Ex Member)

• TheOnlySlash (Ex Member)

• PhamtomGuy (Ex Member)

• Wisenty (Ex Member)

• Kaitkrazy (Ex Member and failed Spy of YMP, PLEASE COME BACK)

• nwop/jqq (Ex Member)

• NotZachery (Ex Member)

• Ragdety (Ex Member)

A bunch of new players that dont play anymore.

Gallery

Credit: Ostrich1414 Credit: Clipchip

elee has a gaint cock. women pay him to get a glimpse at its glory but gives fellow ymp members 20% discount codes to take a looksie-doodle.