Current Events 2019

This page is an archive of current events, recorded as they happened during July 2019 to December 2019. Events older than that should go in Server History, and events after that can go in Current Events.

July 2019

July 1st:

• Porkington created this page to keep track of minor events such as the creation of this page. Many considered this to be a bad decision.
• Nagol101 uploaded a livestream of SimPvP: [1]

July 2nd:

• clipchip spent the night afk at his mob farm and obtained over 250 stacks of gunpowder.

July 3rd:

• Talksalot011 burnt some unnecessary things that the YMP Crusade had built.

July 4th:

• ostrich1414 completed the Yittrium Municipal Court in his city, Yttrium.

July 6th:

• Talksalot left Quagsmaria because Lord1 was being annoying.
• ostrich1414 began his second map art project.
• TheOnlySlash and ostrich1414 annexed Quagsmaria.
  • The Battle of Quagsmaria followed shortly afterwards, between TheOnlySlash and ostrich1414 versus Lord1 and Cocoaboa.
• Nagol101 began yet another livestream of SimPvP: [2]

July 7th:

• Lord1 establishes Cooltown, a small Old Western-themed town nearby Spawn; he invites Diedie228, ostrich1414 and several new players.
• ComicLogic joins Woah, It looks like a meteor hit here!

July 8th:

• Nagol101 began yet another livestream of SimPvP: [3]
• TheOnlySlash blew up Cooltown and killed some kid in iron armour.

July 9th:

• CranberryWarrior visited Struthio for the first time and invited Lord1 and MrXing.

July 10th:

• Lord1 claimed Struthio for YeeterMyPeeter
• TheOnlySlash made a wiki page listing out all public discords and made a discord server that archives all Simpvp related youtube content.

July 12th:

• The Dominion griefed Aurum.
• Nagol101 began yet another livestream of SimPvP: [4]

July 14th:

• MisterStrawman began an hour of events
• Antzakes1 interrupts a trade between Sengorn_Leopard and ostrich1414, causing AntHand to intervene.
  • Antzakes1 later falls to his death; the second time this occurs, Antzakes1 is killed by AntHand.

July 15th:

• MrXing made a video about SimPvP. https://youtu.be/a8deCTusclY
• Nagol101 also posted a new livestream of SimPvP: [5]
  • During this livestream, nagol101 and his basemate _Unix2010 were attacked and raided by The_Arma.

July 16th:

• Cheesy_chips22 becomes the newest member of Yittrium.

July 17th:

• TheOnlySlash respawned the ender dragon and killed it with AntHand.

July 18th:

• Ostrich1414 decides to take a short break from Yittrium, heading back to Segoria to work extensively on its wither skeleton farm project that had been going on for over six months.

July 19th:

• Tenced, Lord1 and Wolfiee_ killed the ender dragon despite it bugging out and respawning two times.
• Lord1 leaves YeeterMyPeeter which in turn ends the YMP Crusade.
• Lord1 also finishes his map art 'Praise Da Lord'.
• TheOnlySlash uploaded a video of him killing Lord1 in /world: [6]

July 20th:

• TheOnlySlash and Tenced founded a base in the End named Razors Edge.
• Sellout9, ostrich1414 and crazy_creepers2 engage in a series of PvP battles at Struthio.

July 21st:

• TheOnlySlash made a police department on SimPvP.

July 23rd:

• Lord1, Wolfiee_ and IPyxis eliminate the ender dragon once again.
• After a mishandled trial in the Yittrium Municipal Court, a small battle broke out within the city between ostrich1414, AntHand, MoWobbler and cheesy_chips22.
  • Much of the fighting took place in the air via elytra, and the only player to not be killed throughout the fight was MoWobbler.

July 25th:

• The_Arma uploads a new video: [7]

July 28th:

• The BloodBowl was held, with clipchip emerging in first palce

August 2019

August 3rd:

• The PvP world is reset to a CityWorld map: [8].

August 5th:

• An extensive city-wide battle occurs between ostrich1414 and Chris_cord versus cheesy_chips22 and trppbll.
  • Ultimately, cheesy_chips22 emerges victorious as Chris_cord is accidentally sent back to spawn after being killed, forcing ostrich1414 to rescue him and surrender.

August 6th:

• Ostrich1414 made a new video (a PvP compilation): [9]

August 7th:

• Nagol101 released a new video (footage from the First Annual BloodBowl): [10]

August 8th:

• The Church of Francis raided the Golden Sun

August 11th:

• CranberryWarrior became a member of the Church of Francis and joined New Hammerhall.

August 13th:

• Sengorn_Leopard accidentally broke Segoria's gold farm, causing several hours of intense lag and low TPS for the server, often reaching as low as 3 TPS.
  • This continued even until the next day (August 14th).

August 14th:

• Several battles occurred, including the following:
  • Antzakes1 vs. Lord1 in /world.
  • Antzakes1 and Nostrum_Regina vs. iQuint in /world.
  • A free-for-all between ostrich1414, MoWobbler, AntHand, cheesy_chips22 and trppbll in Yittrium.

August 15th:

• TheOnlySlash announced the planned "Fellowship Phase II".

August 16th:

• The Fellowship creates a YouTube channel in order to prepare for Phase II: [11]

August 17th:

• Clipchip and JavelinFury attack and raid the Yittrium Work Gang's camp settlement, resulting in the team's disbanding.
• The Fellowship raided a large farm near spawn blowing it up with End crystals, tnt and lava
• The Fellowship started what they are calling the "South Waterslide" (Large Lavacast at zpos500)

August 18th:

• TheOnlySlash releases a video about SimPvP: [12]

August 19th:

• TheOnlySlash released another simpvp video: https://youtu.be/eVYG8twv1VU
• TheOnlySlash killed Sengorn_Leopard after a 9k block elytra chase, At the time TheOnlySlash did not know it was Sengorn_Leopard
• TheOnlySlash killed Korijenkins on his alt 2b2tard

August 20th:

• Cheesy_chips22 formally leaves Yittrium and its Discord server due to longstanding tensions with Shadow Mcmafia

August 21st:

• Yittrium and Shadow Mcmafia hold a peace summit together in an attempt to quell these tensions

August 26th:

• ostrich1414 released a new video showcasing his many bases: [13]

August 27th:

• The Fellowship uploaded a new advertisement video for their team featuring Gordon Hurd, also known as Big Man Tyrone: [14]

August 28th:

• SimPvP is officially updated to 1.14.4: [15].
• The Fellowship began an unspecified spawn project.
• AntHand accidentally summons a pillager raid right in the heart of Yittrium, causing the city to be invaded by pillagers, ravagers, vexes and witches.
  • The city was successfully defended by AntHand, ostrich1414 and MoWobbler

August 29th:

• Nddragoon made a SimPvP video: [16]

September 2019

September 1st:

• Fuck 1.14 griefed STYX1337's Castle.

September 2nd:

• New Hammerhall defended against 3 consecutive raids and lost all their City Guard. A funeral was held. RIP

September 5th:

• TheOnlySlash on his alt fell victim to Lord1's trap, popped a totem and logged.
• New Hammerhall was griefed and abandoned by its members.
• SimPvP became embroiled in an intense race war; every race, culture and ethnic group imaginable was targeted in these attacks.

September 6th:

• The Church of Francis destroyed The Fellowship's Enderman farm.

September 8th:

• The server crashes at 12 a.m. for over an hour before going back up once again.
• A series of 2b2t bots attack and lag the server, diminishing playability.
• Cmlove accidentally leaks Koeng and cheesy_chips22's base coordinates, via public chat.
• On his First Exploration Journey, ostrich1414 discovers Sssssssssss's Shithole and Midgard.

September 9th:

• Ostrich1414 and Lord1 discover Hitlertopia on ostrich1414's Second Exploration Journey.

September 10th:

• AntHand conducts the Great Yittrium Villager Genocide as he, along with ostrich1414 and MoWobbler, push over 200 villagers into a concentration camp and turn them into witches via lightning, slaughtering them all for gunpowder.

September 12th:

• SkykirryChycho's island base Singolinya is griefed by an unknown player.

September 13th:

• The server is down for over two-and-a-half hours due to an issue with background chunk optimizing.

September 16th:

• It was reported by egnaroky that he and AntHand had annexed Trogdoria. It is believed that they had discovered the base at some earlier point in September 2019.

September 17th:

• SkykirryChycho and Lord1 engage in a 1v1 PvP battle at 0,0 in the Nether.
• Cheesy_chips22 rejoins the city of Yittrium.

September 19th:

• ostrich1414 releases a new video about the Great Yittrium Villager Genocide: [17]

September 25th:

• Lord1, on behalf of the Bloc for Smaller Clans, destroys Razors Edge due to war criminal residents.

September 29th

• Shitstania was liberated from Yittrium tyranny by Bloc for Smaller Clans.

October 2019

October 2nd:

• The PvP world is changed to a large amplified 1000x1000 world: [18]

October 7th:

• TonTheKidRS becomes the newest member of Yittrium.

October 10th:

• Yukarion sets up a new, temporary 24-hour Minecraft server to test server functionalities, known as new.simpvp.net.
  • On this new server, ostrich1414, MoWobbler and egnaroky use the map copy to stage a prank and pretend that their city Yittrium was griefed by excessively TNTing and lavacasting the city and posting pictures on Discord.

October 12th:

• The Holy Scroll (of Francisism) is finished.

October 17th:

• Ostrich1414, on behalf of The Order of Wilbur, declares a Holy Crusade against the Church of Francis. Lord1, on behalf of the Church of Francis, counters this by declaring a Holy Crusade on the Order of Wilbur in return.
  • Ostrich1414 and MoWobbler desecrate a holy Francis Temple nearby Spawn, renovating it into a Wilbur Temple.
  • A PvP battle is held at the Capital between ostrich1414, Lord1 and e_lee after ostrich1414 claimed the city for Wilbur. Lord1 and e_lee ultimately emerge victorious, reclaiming the city for the Church of Francis.

October 19th:

• Lord1 and Tenced, two priests of the Church of Francis, invade the city of Java Linsghey. Ostrich1414 and cheesy_chips22 confront and battle the Church members and The Order of Wilbur emerges as victorious, reclaiming the land.

October 20th:

• Lord1, e_lee, 086 and CranberryWarrior as a part of Task Force Fury (an elite branch of the Francillian military) invade and annex the fortress Tol Honeth on behalf of the Church of Francis.

October 21st:

• Ostrich1414 constructs a massive statue of Francis at Tol Honeth. This statue is made entirely of netherrack, and was promptly lit on fire, with a deceased facial expression. Above the statue, ostrich1414 created a floating netherrack sign that says "Fuck Francis".

October 22nd:

• Lord1 retaliates ostrich's statue with his own statue of Wilbur decapitated and vomiting blood opposite the other statue. Also above the statue is a floating sign that says "Wilbur gay".

October 23rd:

• A battle occurs at the Bloc for Smaller Clans's Spawn Outpost as ostrich1414 and clipchip attack Lord1 and 086. After clipchip kills 086, Lord1 flees and surrenders to The Order of Wilbur.
  • The war is officially given a title: The Holy Wilbur-Francis War.
• Yittrium and The Order of Wilbur discover and annex Dylan_Roof's base, Coon Town, establishing it as a new colony.

October 24th:

• Ostrich1414 and SkykirryChycho grief one of the Church of Francis's spawn temples.
• A battle was fought at Andromeda between Lord1, _Unix2010 vs ostrich1414, MoWobbler and SkykirryChycho. Lord1 and _Unix2010 kill all three without a single casualty or totem and Andromeda is taken by the Francillians.
• A peace summit is held at Verillium between the Church of Francis and The Order of Wilbur.

October 25th:

• Lord1 and elee ambush CrackyJoe at the main End Island.
  • Shortly after this, CrackyJoe announces his allegiance to The Order of Wilbur.

October 26th:

• A six-person raid is fought at Yittrium, which included ostrich1414, MoWobbler, AntHand, egnaroky, cheesy_chips22 and TonTheKidRS all fighting the mob waves at once.

October 27th:

• Clipchip and ostrich1414 ambush CranberryWarrior at the Bloc for Smaller Clans's Fort Milknut, killing him.

October 28th:

• The Battle of Azpipia takes place, with ostrich1414 and TheOnlySlash versus Lord1, e_lee, Tenced, LexiTheLlama and Antzakes1. The battle ultimately results in a draw as there is no clear winner and both sides suffered casualties.

October 29th:

• The Battle of Snowfrog takes place at Castle Snowfrog and becomes the largest battle of the war so far. It is a 6v3, with ostrich1414, cheesy_chips22, TonTheKidRS, MoWobbler, AntHand and Zepheron versus Lord1, Cutman and _Unix2010. Willowienal observes as a neutral third party.
  • The battle is a success for The Order of Wilbur, who secure a victory over the Church of Francis.

October 31st:

• A Halloween party is held at The Volcano - attendees include ostrich1414, TheOnlySlash, JavelinFury, clipchip, SkykirryChycho and SpenPen.

November 2019

November 2nd:

• The Order of Wilbur annexes Lord1's former base Syracusai.

November 3rd:

• E_lee defects from the Church of Francis and joins The Order of Wilbur.
• TheOnlySlash is ambushed by three Church of Francis members: Antzakes1, Lord1 and Cutman. Ultimately, nothing ends up happening.

November 9th

• Zepheron joins Woah, It looks like a meteor hit here!

November 10th:

• Ostrich1414 and TonTheKidRS join Hamieb at his new city, a separate offshoot of Triterrus and The Commonwealth.

November 13th:

• While in Monarchia, AntHand is ambushed and killed by Nostrum_Regina.

November 17th:

• The Battle of Monarchia is held, which easily becomes the largest battle in SimPvP history in terms of attendance: 18 total players showed up, with six players fighting for the Church of Francis and twelve fighting for The Order of Wilbur.
  • The battle, which primarily consisted of end crystal PvP, hand-to-hand combat and aerial combat, ultimately ended in a Wilburian victory when Lord1 withdrew his troops from Monarchia.

November 18th:

• The last battle of The Holy Wilbur-Francis War, the Battle of Syracusai, is held. The battle shifted from a Francillian victory to a Wilburian victory when significantly more Wilburian recruits showed up towards the end.
  • After their latest defeat, Lord1 was forced to surrender to The Order of Wilbur, promptly ending the war.
• A peace conference was held at Verillium soon after to formally accept the Church of Francis's surrender to The Order of Wilbur, marking the end of the Holy Wilbur-Francis War.

November 22nd:

• JavelinFury began claiming in the SimPvP discord that he had acquired coordinates to the city Yittrium, and attempted to blackmail the city's leader, ostrich1414. He demanded that ostrich "pay 1 stack of diamond blocks or kick anthand and egnarky off your team," and threatened to destroy Yittrium if he refused.

November 23rd:

• TheOnlySlash, clipchip and JavelinFury raided MutualistManiac's, Nagol101's and _Unix2010's base. This also included a fight between TheOnlySlash and _Unix2010 resulting in the death of Unix.
• The Coalition of Allied Bases officially disbands due to inactivity and irrelevance; its Discord server is deleted and the former bases become singular once again.
• Ostrich1414 founds Craftablia.

November 24th:

• TheOnlySlash uploaded a simpvp video: [19]
• The Shitstanian Space program launches the first un-aided flight to reach 15,000 Y
• Craftablia surpasses Crafting Table Island to become the largest crafting table-covered landmass on SimPvP.

November 25th:

• RickyTheSus becomes the newest member of The Dominion, WILLAMHH, Xandus and Shitty Meth Lab 2
• Nagol101 uploaded a livestream of SimPvP [20]

November 26th:

• PixelClick becomes the newest member of Yittrium.

November 28th:

• Lord1, ostrich1414, jared2013, AntHand, Antzakes1, cheesy_chips22 and Zepheron all meet up at Spawn together.
  • In the middle of the "spawn party", Zepheron ignites an end crystal bomb, killing Antzakes1 immediately; Zepheron then dies a few seconds later after falling off of the top of spawn. Jared2013 grabs most of Antzakes1's drops and then leaves.
• Ostrich1414 releases a new video (referred to as the worst SimPvP video ever made): [21]

November 29th:

• Bloc for Clans goes to war with Shadow Mcmafia

November 30th:

• VetoTheNeato becomes the newest member of Yittrium.

December 2019

December 1st:

• The PvP world is changed to an empty void: [22]
• A player named Bombast was jailed for x-raying; after being jailed, he leaked the coordinates of several bases, a few of which were very notable.

December 3rd:

• Nagol101 uploaded a video about the Battle of Monarchia: [23]

December 4th:

• DakkaDok created a new server called SimPvE.
• NeutralistNoodle uploaded a simpvp video.

December 5th:

• TheOnlySlash griefed "Mystery Island", which was toured by NeutralistNoodle in a video a day prior to the grief.

December 7th:

• Bloc for Clans Joint Forces including the Church's TFF (Task Force Fury), Caudices and multiple independent parties invade MCMAFIA's capital "McCapital" and splits it in half with a huge wall with the Francillians owning half and Caudices owning the other half.

December 8th:

• Yittrium and the Bloc for Clans annex the city of Ascaris and split it in half, with each team colonizing one side.

December 9th:

• A fight breaks out in Yittrium between ostrich1414, cheesy_chips22, AntHand and VetoTheNeato; VetoTheNeato and cheesy_chips22 are killed in action.
  • During this battle, AntHand utilized end crystal PvP tactics in the middle of Yittrium's residential neighborhood, The Suburbs, to end hostilities; thus, the Passione Street Bombing took place, where a few buildings were destroyed from the end crystal damage (although they were fixed soon after).

December 11th:

• SaluutSFR, SassSFR, NirkieSFR, and UnknwnSFR of SFR joined ostrich1414 and Lord1 at Craftablia.

December 12th:

• The 8th Epic man trophy event takes place at Spawn, with ostrich1414, willowienal, Lord1, James11 and The_Furry_Slayer all participating.
• Sengorn_Leopard joins the Craftablia crew, expanding the project significantly.

December 13th:

• Lord1 and iPyxis ambush and attack JavelinFury and dariepearjuicy at cmlove's base, the Foxhole.
• MutualistManiac makes a video on Struthio: [24]

December 14th:

• Dozens of bots attack the server, spamming hundreds of messages in chat; this causes the server to lag severely and eventually time out for a few minutes.
• Antzakes1 becomes an official member of Yittrium.

December 15th:

• TheOnlySlash kills seventwoworlds at spawn. https://youtu.be/q7V_IdPWdEc
• The_Arma makes a video about The_Dominion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wc8fGSEh6o .
• Ascaris was discovered in ruins by Zepheron, TheArma, and TheOnlySlash. They all denied griefing it themselves, and at this point there is no reliable information about who did or did not grief it
• JavelinFury joins The Dominion

December 16th:

• TheOnlySlash killed saluutSFR at spawn.
• The Dominion founded "Semper Idem II".

December 17th:

• Ostrich1414 makes a video about his project, Craftablia: [25]
• Lord1, Blockplanet94, Willowienal, CranberryWarrior and iPyxis blow up two lines through the main end island.
  • clipchip goes and fights Lord1 and iPyxis, but steals a couple stack of obsidian and some fireworks and runs away.

December 18th:

• Lord1 becomes an official member of Yittrium.

December 19th:

• Zepheron uploads a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SRd5skC9I8&feature=youtu.be
• Cmlove's base, The Foxhole, is griefed by an unknown player.

December 21st:

• TheOnlySlash killed UnknwnSFR and Blockplanet94.
• Cmlove and ostrich1414 officially establish the underground base Vulpes Den, inviting Lord1 and cheesy_chips22.

December 24th:

• A SimPvP Christmas party is held near spawn, with attendees including ostrich1414, Lord1, Antzakes1, cheesy_chips22, Tenced, CrackyJoe, OskarSFR, UnknwnSFR and others.
• TheOnlySlash and Korijenkins find CranberryWarrior at spawn and pop his totem causing him to flee and later combat log with elytra on two occasions with ten minute intervals.
• Korijenkins joins The Dominion.

December 25th:

• TheOnlySlash kills MrXing at a farm he made in April 2019.

December 28th:

• TheOnlySlash and MrXing 1v1 irl, MrXing loses after TheOnlySlash used an end crystal.
• clipchip joined The Dominion.

December 29th:

• Sellout9 and TheOnlySlash engaged in a duel at spawn. While Sellout9 was supposedly on his phone or afk TheOnlySlash attacked popping totems with Sellout9 getting away on elytra circling the spawn and coming back.
• Sellout9 is jailed after footage of the duel was analyzed. At first glance it appeared as if Sellout9 was using a hack called autototem.

December 30th:

• Sellout9 is unjailed after further analysis of the evidence, though many still believe Sellout9 did in fact hack.